Rectal discharge

i have the opposite problem as you. with me, it’s the front end. but you know the old joke. is there any cure? depends.

Huh. I didn’t know this was a thing. I mean it happens to me but I didn’t know there was a name for it and that it was common.

This whets your appetite?

Ok, so I’ve found lately that no matter how good a wipe I get (and I use wet wipes), I still need to get a good wipe in about 15 minutes later. Same thing if I shower immediately after a shit.

Probably should have put this in the LR. But wrt cycling, it means I have to finish my dump a good 15 to 20 minutes before heading out on the ride, just so I can get that last wipe in.

You could ride with one of those when you’re pressed for time and can’t wait 15 minutes

https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32329328030.html

i have the opposite problem as you. with me, it’s the front end. but you know the old joke. is there any cure? depends.

Ah yes. The after wee. Mine started a few years ago. Black cycling shorts only. The pale blue ones are kept for turbo duty.

Damn I’m getting old.

Something told me not to read this thread. But, like a slow-moving train wreck, I opened it, read what I wish I could unread…blech!

Carry on, you leakers…I have no answers,only visions that now I have to sleep with. I feel like the bug-eyed frog in the commercial for toilet paper, wishing I could look away…
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i have the opposite problem as you. with me, it’s the front end. but you know the old joke. is there any cure? depends.

Huh. I didn’t know this was a thing. I mean it happens to me but I didn’t know there was a name for it and that it was common.

Heck I’m young and I have these issues. The post-pee drip. Makes for a bad situation when you get a nice round little wet spot on your pants in the only place that can’t be mistaken for sink splash.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-8f7UngMB3vA/Ujr7tA0cngI/AAAAAAAAJz8/zvPLeyfTRP4/w800-h800/Clag-gone.png
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https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-8f7UngMB3vA/Ujr7tA0cngI/AAAAAAAAJz8/zvPLeyfTRP4/w800-h800/Clag-gone.png

This post elevates the thread to “thread of the year” contender! At least, “post of the year”!

LMAO, How have I not seen this before now😂

Anyone else find their post wee drip smells like coffee if they’ve been drinking coffee?

Kinda like coffee breath for your piss?

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-8f7UngMB3vA/Ujr7tA0cngI/AAAAAAAAJz8/zvPLeyfTRP4/w800-h800/Clag-gone.png
His carbon-fibre-bristled ass-brush wheel is too high.

No, his seats to low …

WD :slight_smile:

if they’re ‘blues’ something is quite wrong
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