Matt Gaetz-Come on down!

Denied an audience with the ki… err… ex-president

https://www.cnn.com/...d-meeting/index.html

"Gaetz has “been mostly relaxing with his fiancée this week during recess.”’

Wait, she’s still with him? - I call bullshit

How old is she?

"Gaetz has “been mostly relaxing with his fiancée this week during recess.”’

Wait, she’s still with him? - I call bullshit

now she’s being used as a human shield against the vile accusations. What a gent.

Denied an audience with the ki… err… ex-president

https://www.cnn.com/...d-meeting/index.html

"Gaetz has “been mostly relaxing with his fiancée this week during recess.”’

Wait, she’s still with him? - I call bullshit

How old is she?

17 3/4 years …

Denied an audience with the ki… err… ex-president

https://www.cnn.com/...d-meeting/index.html

"Gaetz has “been mostly relaxing with his fiancée this week during recess.”’

Wait, she’s still with him? - I call bullshit

How old is she?

17 3/4 years …

Yeah, but he thought she was 18.1.

Denied an audience with the ki… err… ex-president

https://www.cnn.com/...d-meeting/index.html

"Gaetz has “been mostly relaxing with his fiancée this week during recess.”’

Wait, she’s still with him? - I call bullshit

He originally wanted to hang out with his side chica during recess, but her school wouldn’t let him on the premises.

Denied an audience with the ki… err… ex-president

https://www.cnn.com/...d-meeting/index.html

"Gaetz has “been mostly relaxing with his fiancée this week during recess.”’

Wait, she’s still with him? - I call bullshit

Recess?! Jesus, I thought it was just teenagers.

Oh my, there are text messages.

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/04/12/whatsapp-chat-matt-gaetz-joel-greenberg-480962

One thing Gaetz has going for him is that Greenburg has less than zero credibility. But jeebus christo these guys are shit criminals.

One thing Gaetz has going for him is that Greenburg has less than zero credibility. But jeebus christo these guys are shit criminals.

One of the things he has going against him is he looks too much like Ray Liotta.

One thing Gaetz has going for him is that Greenburg has less than zero credibility. But jeebus christo these guys are shit criminals.

One of the things he has going against him is he looks too much like Ray Liotta.

Actually, I think he looks much more like The Predator, which really seems super appropriate.

https://youtu.be/VcgRaf38uCQ

One of the things he has going against him is he looks too much like Ray Liotta.

Actually, I think he looks much more like The Predator, which really seems super appropriate.

https://youtu.be/VcgRaf38uCQ
He looks like Donnie Osmond. (Not necessarily a bad thing for him if he’s looking to date teen girls from the 1970’s.)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/Osmond%2C_Donny_(2006)_(cropped).jpg/220px-Osmond%2C_Donny_(2006)_(cropped).jpg

https://gaetz.house.gov/sites/gaetz.house.gov/files/featured_image/matt-gaetz-hearing_1.jpg

His head is WAY oversized for his body.

i get this, and not in a good way

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Oh my, there are text messages.

https://www.politico.com/...oel-greenberg-480962

https://news.yahoo.com/rep-matt-gaetz-attended-drug-135633547.html

A couple of the women are talking (they were over 18).

“Partygoers would share drugs like ecstasy and cocaine, and “some had sex,” the report said, adding that after some of the parties money was sent to some attendees”

why isn’t drug fueled orgies enough to run this guy out of congress?

Edit: - FBI took his Iphone
https://news.yahoo.com/matt-gaetzs-iphone-seized-fbi-111636896.html

why isn’t drug fueled orgies enough to run this guy out of congress?

Do you think for a minute that the party that whole hog supports Trump would consider Gaetz’s behavior to be bad behavior?

what red-blooded man can resist hookers and blow? sheesh

what red-blooded man can resist hookers and blow? sheesh

Not me, shit, middle-aged white guy, hookers and blow is my mantra.

Oh my, there are text messages.

https://www.politico.com/...oel-greenberg-480962

https://news.yahoo.com/rep-matt-gaetz-attended-drug-135633547.html

A couple of the women are talking (they were over 18).

“Partygoers would share drugs like ecstasy and cocaine, and “some had sex,” the report said, adding that after some of the parties money was sent to some attendees”

why isn’t drug fueled orgies enough to run this guy out of congress?

Edit: - FBI took his Iphone
https://news.yahoo.com/matt-gaetzs-iphone-seized-fbi-111636896.html

After Trump I don’t think even the Republicans can bring themselves to claim they are the party of family values any longer.

After Trump I don’t think even the Republicans can bring themselves to claim they are the party of family values any longer.

At least they still have that whole ‘law and order’ thing going for them…which is nice.
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why isn’t drug fueled orgies enough to run this guy out of congress?

Do you think for a minute that the party that whole hog supports Trump would consider Gaetz’s behavior to be bad behavior?

New GOP campaign slogan - “Vote Republican. Most of us like our prostitutes to be of age”