Matt Gaetz-Come on down!

Word is that Gaetz’s homeboy Joel Greenberg has flipped…

https://www.politico.com/...l-prosecutors-480289

$900 went from Gaetz to Greenberg, the next day 3 girls received a total of 900— What a coincidence!

https://www.thedailybeast.com/gaetz-paid-accused-sex-trafficker-who-then-venmod-teen

What’s wrong with helping with tuition?
The girls also learn valuable life lessons on how to use transferable skills in the political ‘arena’.

Most of these guys in DC that join the hunt right now just hate on him because he was leading the scoring board and was rubbing it in too hahd…
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Seems more likely he was rubbing it out.

There is a lot to unpack here but the winner might be that Gaetz’s sex trafficking buddy claimed he had IEDs hidden in his ass

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/heres-what-we-know-right-now-about-matt-gaetzs-indicted-tax-collector-friend-joel-greenberg/

“Joel continued to negotiate via phone,” the report continues. “During the negotiations, Joel made suicidal comments stating at various times that he would take pills, utilize firearms, and that he had improvised explosive devices. Joel also said he had hidden several items in his anal cavity.”


What’s wrong with helping with tuition?

Nothing. If Gaetz funneled completely charitable tuition payments to young women by using Venmo to first pay Greenberg (instead of, you know, directly Venmoing the women) who then Venmoed the women and wrote “school” or “tuition” as the tag to ensure it was really for school and couldn’t possibly be mistaken as being for anything unseemly, there’d be absolutely nothing wrong with that.

Joel also said he had hidden several items in his anal cavity.”

It’s at times like this that I’m glad I’m not a dentist.

There is a lot to unpack here but the winner might be that Gaetz’s sex trafficking buddy claimed he had IEDs hidden in his ass

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/heres-what-we-know-right-now-about-matt-gaetzs-indicted-tax-collector-friend-joel-greenberg/

“Joel continued to negotiate via phone,” the report continues. “During the negotiations, Joel made suicidal comments stating at various times that he would take pills, utilize firearms, and that he had improvised explosive devices. Joel also said he had hidden several items in his anal cavity.”


Well shit man, where do you hide your IED’s?

This whole thing is theater of the absurd.

America sigh

This whole thing is theater of the absurd.

America sigh

Of course it is. But, then again, why waste a perfectly good cavity? Have to put your IEDs somewhere.

**an aside. In this context IEDs has no apostrophe, correct? I used one in the prior post and it feels and looks wrong, but I’ve had enough beer that the finer points of grammar are escaping me I think.

There is a lot to unpack here but the winner might be that Gaetz’s sex trafficking buddy claimed he had IEDs hidden in his ass

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/heres-what-we-know-right-now-about-matt-gaetzs-indicted-tax-collector-friend-joel-greenberg/

“Joel continued to negotiate via phone,” the report continues. “During the negotiations, Joel made suicidal comments stating at various times that he would take pills, utilize firearms, and that he had improvised explosive devices. Joel also said he had hidden several items in his anal cavity.”


Well shit man, where do you hide your IED’s?

I know some of you kinky guys stuff all kinds of vibrating devices up there, but an IED is clearly taking it to the next level of excitement.
I doubt he did that, BTW. You guys have to much fantasy and he’s too much of a pussy…

Joel made suicidal comments stating at various times that he would take pills, utilize firearms, and that he had improvised explosive devices. Joel also said he had hidden several items in his anal cavity.”

serially or at the same time?

There is a lot to unpack here but the winner might be that Gaetz’s sex trafficking buddy claimed he had IEDs hidden in his ass

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/heres-what-we-know-right-now-about-matt-gaetzs-indicted-tax-collector-friend-joel-greenberg/

“Joel continued to negotiate via phone,” the report continues. “During the negotiations, Joel made suicidal comments stating at various times that he would take pills, utilize firearms, and that he had improvised explosive devices. Joel also said he had hidden several items in his anal cavity.”


Well shit man, where do you hide your IED’s?

I know some of you kinky guys stuff all kinds of vibrating devices up there, but an IED is clearly taking it to the next level of excitement.
I doubt he did that, BTW. You guys have to much fantasy and he’s too much of a pussy…

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Chris Dorworth and now former Republican lobbyist and former Republican Florida state legislator and best buds with both Matt Gaetz and Joel Greenberg, was fired by his frim/left his firm today to spend more time with his family/spend more time with his lawyers.

The departure likely centers around a federal investigation into whether or not Gaetz and Dorworth funded a phony campaign for the state legislature intended to undermine the Democratic candidate. Said Democratic candidate ended up losing by fewer votes than the phony candidate received.

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It feels like I have an IED (AED?) in my bum when my wife fixes black beans and barley. They are really good, but they probably add about 50 psi to my morning movement.

Goes down to Lago to get an audience and the support of Drumpf.
It never was about supporting those old runty prunes.

What an idiot. Not realizing Drumpf resents someone claiming to have grabbed more pussy than him.

This is just too good entertainment.
I don’t need stand-up comedy clubs back. They can’t beat this.
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Greenberg is such a hot mess.

my favorite detail from the NYT article:

A poorly installed server to allow for cryptocurrency payments to the tax collector’s office was blamed for a fire this year.
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Greenberg is such a hot mess.

my favorite detail from the NYT article:

A poorly installed server to allow for cryptocurrency payments to the tax collector’s office was blamed for a fire this year.

" cascade of criminal charges against Mr. Greenberg filed in four indictments, including that he used driver’s licenses surrendered to his office to create fake IDs for women with whom he “engaged in ‘sugar daddy’ relationships.”"

he was the “tax collector” - why are people surrenduring IDs to the tax collector? - why is the tax collecor making ids? Shouldn’t this be the DMV?

gaetz is a clown in a clown filled party. And trump continues his hold on 70 million dumarses in this country. And dems useless per this former repub staffer. God help us.

https://www.mikelofgren.net/introduction-to-the-party-is-over-book/

Greenberg is such a hot mess.

my favorite detail from the NYT article:

A poorly installed server to allow for cryptocurrency payments to the tax collector’s office was blamed for a fire this year.

" cascade of criminal charges against Mr. Greenberg filed in four indictments, including that he used driver’s licenses surrendered to his office to create fake IDs for women with whom he “engaged in ‘sugar daddy’ relationships.”"

he was the “tax collector” - why are people surrenduring IDs to the tax collector? - why is the tax collecor making ids? Shouldn’t this be the DMV?

Apparently they could go though these guys too. Seems like a Florida man kind of thing. I’m curious if other counties destroy them immediately or if they keep them all in a box to be destroyed later and this was a Greenburg invention to make it easier to get usable id’s for fakes.

Denied an audience with the ki… err… ex-president

https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/11/politics/matt-gaetz-donald-trump-denied-meeting/index.html

Denied an audience with the ki… err… ex-president

https://www.cnn.com/...d-meeting/index.html

At this point, cult leader is probably the most appropriate title.

Denied an audience with the ki… err… ex-president

https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/11/politics/matt-gaetz-donald-trump-denied-meeting/index.html

"Gaetz has “been mostly relaxing with his fiancée this week during recess.”’

Wait, she’s still with him? - I call bullshit