The Legendary “Shit My Pants” Thread!!!
Not all of it, but some of it anyway (about half?)
I’m sorry that it’s not complete, butt it gives us something to build on (should we care to) without rebooting from scratch, completely
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swydt
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Should it be renamed as an honorary to Taylor Knibb?
Her perfectly polite request came well after the Snap and loss of this unsavoury thread.
The administration should’ve pinned your thread - I went 4 months without knowing about your discovery 
If I could edit the title, I’d change it to “Shit My Pants Thread #2”
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“The most challenging thing that I’ve had to overcome involved a porta potty scene at Van Cortland Park during a cross country meet and I’m pretty sure you want nothing to do with that story”
Rumor has it he’s the original ancestor of Taylor Knibb who also shat herself while fleeing from a predator of a different kind in Dubai approximately 100,000 years later.
His quick thinking, focus on the finish line to safety is why we are blessed with her talents this day.
What’s NOT revealed is that by shitting himself, Stewart inadvertently declared himself “undesirable” to the predator, and although he was not faster than his partner Rodney, who was several lengths ahead of him, Stewart lived to shit another day
Skip to ~1:30 for content appropriate to this thread from marathon veteran and Boston Marathon winner, Des Linden
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I am in Poland and when I play the embedded video, the sound is replaced by a dubbed AI-generated translation to Polish. It is horrific! Fortunately I can play the original video (in English) in a separate window. I still can. Listening to the AI dubbing was worse than shitting my pants, be it a nugget or a spray!
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