Waxing or oil?

[RandMart]

@Kristian

I use anal lube for better shit dump.

I DO hope that you’re not eating it?

also, this thread might be of interest?

I FOUND IT!

The Legendary “Shit My Pants” Thread!!! Not all of it, but some of it anyway (about half?) https://web.archive.org/web/20180324110656/http://forum.slowtwitch.com/forum/Slowtwitch_Forums_C1/Triathlon_Forum_F1/I_just_shit_my_pants_mid_run_P5580857 I’m sorry that it’s not complete, butt it gives us something to build on (should we care to) without rebooting from scratch, completely