Getting my Narwhal tat this afternoon.
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Even Chuck Norris has respect for Narwhals.
I dreamt up a video game along the likes of Street Fighter, where you can pit whatever against whatever. Like a Bengal Tiger vs a Great White, or super models vs. the plague. Now, I’m thinking a good add on would be something viscious riding something else viscious against other similar configurations, like Gorillas riding freakin’ Narwhals vs. triathletes riding TT bikes.
I was reading this post thinking “hmmm, I guess Narwhals are like Snipes”, but as I kept reading and waiting for the punchline, I started to think maybe I might just be grossly misinformed. So off to Wikipedia I went to discover these things are freakin real. I’m still having a hard time believing there are whales out there with a giant tusk tooth sticking out of the front of their heads. So disturbing, but at the same time, so cool.
I’d be scared shitless if I was you. When the Narwhals find you doubted them your dead. Sorry dude.
"When the Narwhals find you doubted them your dead. "
Narwhals don’t mind if you doubt their existence. That just makes it easier for them to sneak up on you and fuck your shit up.
Hell yeah! See slowguy you got some Narwhal insight. You’re a man to be feared.
I was reading this post thinking “hmmm, I guess Narwhals are like Snipes”, but as I kept reading and waiting for the punchline, I started to think maybe I might just be grossly misinformed. So off to Wikipedia I went to discover these things are freakin real. I’m still having a hard time believing there are whales out there with a giant tusk tooth sticking out of the front of their heads. So disturbing, but at the same time, so cool.
I’ve seen various documentaries about Narwhals. I’ve read a lot about their lives and habitats. I’m not a Narwhal expert but I’m certainly not someone who knows nothing about Narwhals.
Now that I have explained my credentials, I feel that I have to say that I’m still not sure that I can believe they exist. Obviously they do, but I sometimes feel that perhaps Narwhals are too cool to actually be in this reality.
It’s like when you’re having an amazing dream and you’re boning Cameron Diaz while flying Airwolf and machine gunning republican voting lines while snorting cocaine off Hannah Montana’s buttocks. Anyway, it’s about that stage you realise that this is all just a bit too good to be real and it must be a dream and then you wake up. Anyway, that is how I feel about Narwhals, and so I’m just waiting for the time when I wake up and find out someone has just glued a rolled up tube onto a dolphin or something.
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ap49/fuckin_narwhals_fuck_yeah_pic/
When I grow up I want to be a Narwhal.
Please. Best you can hope for is to grow up to be a penguin impaled on a freakin’ Narwhals bad ass tusk.
http://www.gerdy.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/narwhale.pdf
Download that bad boy and build your very own paper badass Narwhal to scare kids at Halloween or to frighten off potential robbers.
Please. Best you can hope for is to grow up to be a penguin impaled on a freakin’ Narwhals bad ass tusk.
Is freakin’ a breed of narwhal?
Holy thread resurrection Batman!
However, we all needed a reminder on this, too awesome.
Freakin’ narwhals indeed !!
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Subspecies would be more accurate 
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