Look at that shit. Narwhals will tear you a new one boy.
Narwhals hunting some sissy-ass dolphins to spear.
Unicorn: Hey Mr. Narwhal, we both have horns, we should be friends!
Narwhal: Go f*ck yourself, pussy.
Cut the head off a narwhal and it’s still trying to kill your ass.
Nanook is bad ass
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Nanook ain’t shit. He can go hide in his igloo all he wants. Freakin’ Narwhals will find his ass. Drive a spear up through the floor while he’s sleeping by God.
Looks to me he cut the MFers head off
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The picture doesn’t show the 172 other nanooks that died in the struggle.
(And word is, the rare double-horned narwhal sacrificed his head as to save the nanooks from extinction.)
The picture doesn’t show the 172 other nanooks that died in the struggle.
(And word is, the rare double-horned narwhal sacrificed his head as to save the nanooks from extinction.)
A picture is worth a thousand words. as we all know no pic it didnt happen !
Freakin’ Narwhals destroy arctic ice because they don’t give a shit about the environment.
Narwhals crush dreams
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Freakin’ Narwhals destroy arctic ice because they don’t give a shit about the environment.
it wont be long until they adapt to the fresh water of lake Powell, Damn It
My god this is the best thread in years.
I suggest we rename the Lavender Room to the Narwhal room.
Here! Here! Freakin’ sweetness.
This is one of the funnier memes out there right now.
20 points for use of “memes”! I love this sooo much.
Genius! 
I heard that the narwhals ate all the McNuggets…
Freakin’ Narwhal snuck up on my English professor at the library and gave him the what for. Yeah, I got an A in that class, dammit.
Freakin’ Narwhals invade the nightmares of children.
The final proof I needed that they are the FSM’s greatest creation. They could kick Chuck Norris’ and The Sergio’s ass.