Freakin’ Narwhals ain’t playthings, kids. Learn that shit.
Oh man that is awesome! I want to buy one and send it to PETA.
now, you can have your own battle of majestic horned creatures. narwhals vs. unicorns. my friend actually has it and the box instruction are one of the most hilarious examples of poor translation you’ve ever read. i personally love the interchangeable horns with different magical powers…
Obama’s getting all NARWHAL on Bush’s Recession and eight years of failed policies
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Freakin’ Narwhals don’t vote man. Don’t bring your right-wing pity party in here man. Harshin’ a Narwhals buzz and shit.
mmmmm PETA, people eating tasty animals. Thats got narwhal written all over it!
Man you don’t have the balls to eat a freakin Narwhal. Narwhal will spear your ass just for looking at him crooked.
Freakin’ Narwhals petitioned to get taken off the endangered species list cause they ain’t scared of shit.
If Chuck Norris believed in reincarnation, he would want to come back as a Narwhal.
Yo, I am so down wit dat…best frickin’ critter name out there, IMHO…
Best animal-related Lavendar Room thread since Penguins 2.0!!
I had no idea Narwhals were so bad-ass. I, for one, will not go to the Arctic lightly after reading this thread.
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I would love to see Chuck Norris vs the Narwhals.
The final proof I needed that they are the FSM’s greatest creation. They could kick Chuck Norris’ and The Sergio’s ass.
And these damn fish are on that list, but not for long
Freakin’ Narwhal will turn Chuck Norris into a mansicle and won’t think twice about it.
Ditka vs. Narwhals…?
After today I’m goin’ with Narwhals, man!
They aren’t so bad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ1a9LhKIoQ
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Gorillas are bad ass too.
A Gorilla riding a Narwhal would destroy everything.
Only one man can save us. Go get um Barack
Getting my Narwhal tat this afternoon.
Narwhals ate my baby!