Do you own ketchup stock?

I think that some of the savy investors actually like it because trump’s involvement makes it predictable. It makes it easier to know what the end game is for the owners - which is to pump and dump and leave others holding worthless stock. They don’t have to wonder if the owners will actually do something to revive it because that has never been the plan. In the end, it will go out of business - probably within a year, if that.

MAGA will lose their investments and still think trump is the greatest businessman ever.

I believe the updated nomenclature is “Trump and dump”.

HNZ actually closed up 0.43% today.

I thought this was an April fool’s thread and was going to reply “I went w mayo bc people fancy it up and call it aoili.” Would someone kindly explain what DJT has to do with ketchup?

Its amazing, that because of your subject line, the Usual Mega crowd have not posted here.

I really wanted to suggest to SDG that this is a good buying opportunity for his wife.

It stems from a temper tantrum and ketchup splattered walls after he was told by his AG that the 2020 election was indeed legit.

However, you can always fall back on He thinks he’s Putin.

"Trump was incredibly particular about the type of ketchup he ate.

But his strict rules on condiments didn’t stem from a Heinz vs. Hunt’s preference. Hutchinson explained that the former president only used ketchup from small, unopened, glass Heinz ketchup bottles due to his “very potent fear of being poisoned. He likes to hear his valet or whoever’s serving him his meal, he likes to hear the pop .”

Trump’s ketchup preference is one of the former president’s many peculiarities around food, drinks, and even non-food items, like his toothbrush. In each instance, his strict rules can be traced back to an underlying fear of an unseen poison attack."

thanks for the info… and the “he thinks he’s Putin” article is quite the story!

All Drumpf had to do was bring his legendary business savvy to bear, and now the stock is doing phenomenally!

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Trump Stans have decided:

Fuck it, I don’t care how terrible the reported numbers are, I don’t care that this stock will go to zero when Trump dies, I don’t care that he’s 78, obese, has a terrible diet, is massively stressed due to all of his legal issues, is a possible drug abuser, and is possibly dementing at a rapid rate. I WANT MORE DJT STOCK!!!

Trump Stans have decided:

Fuck it, I don’t care how terrible the reported numbers are, I don’t care that this stock will go to zero when Trump dies, I don’t care that he’s 78, obese, has a terrible diet, is massively stressed due to all of his legal issues, is a possible drug abuser, and is possibly dementing at a rapid rate. I WANT MORE DJT STOCK!!!

Welcome to the cult! Help yourself to a MAGA hat, grab a few FJB stickers for the kids and don’t forget that flags, bibles and ugly ass T-shirts are available for purchase in the gift shop. Sorry, but we’re all out of golden high-tops.

Trump Stans have decided:

Fuck it, I don’t care how terrible the reported numbers are, I don’t care that this stock will go to zero when Trump dies, I don’t care that he’s 78, obese, has a terrible diet, is massively stressed due to all of his legal issues, is a possible drug abuser, and is possibly dementing at a rapid rate. I WANT MORE DJT STOCK!!!

Welcome to the cult! Help yourself to a MAGA hat, grab a few FJB stickers for the kids and don’t forget that flags, bibles and ugly ass T-shirts are available for purchase in the gift shop. Sorry, but we’re all out of golden high-tops.

Do you know if they have any “Grab 'em by the pussy” shirts for my wife and daughter?

I think I read somewhere the Trump Jr’s job on the board was “international outreach/investors.” its pretty crazy that this hasnt been widely reported that the son of the president is openly courting money from foreigners - to a company that the GOP nominee is the major shareholder.

Trump Stans have decided:

Fuck it, I don’t care how terrible the reported numbers are, I don’t care that this stock will go to zero when Trump dies, I don’t care that he’s 78, obese, has a terrible diet, is massively stressed due to all of his legal issues, is a possible drug abuser, and is possibly dementing at a rapid rate. I WANT MORE DJT STOCK!!!

Welcome to the cult! Help yourself to a MAGA hat, grab a few FJB stickers for the kids and don’t forget that flags, bibles and ugly ass T-shirts are available for purchase in the gift shop. Sorry, but we’re all out of golden high-tops.

Do you know if they have any “Grab 'em by the pussy” shirts for my wife and daughter?

Shirts for your wife and daughter?

Those would be part of the Trump ‘Family Values’ line, available anywhere Trump merchandise (the proceeds of which totally doesn’t go to paying his legal bills for sexual assault judgments, or pornstar payoffs) is sold.

What in the hell am I missing?

Closed around $48, and back up to $52 at 1:00 today.

Who is buying? And what are they thinking? Trump’s billionaire supporters trying to prop it up?

Its all meme stocks at this point. Reddit was down around 10% yesterday, up around 7 percent today.

What in the hell am I missing?

Closed around $48, and back up to $52 at 1:00 today.

Who is buying? And what are they thinking? Trump’s billionaire supporters trying to prop it up?

This, it’s the rich man’s version of Game Stop.

Who is buying? And what are they thinking? Trump’s billionaire supporters trying to prop it up?

Well that and people trying to make money off the predictable behavior of Trump supporters. Like the guy who won money betting against crazy Qanon crap on odds sites that was pretty much guaranteed to never come true. Even with crazy odds - making maybe less than a penny on the dollar - “never” still made it a good bet.

Imagine going into business with Trump and thinking it will end well.

“Former President Donald Trump has sued the co-founders of Truth Social, alleging they mismanaged the social media platform early on and should therefore lose their stock in the company, which recently went public.

“In papers filed last week in Florida state court, Trump Media & Technology Group Corp. argued that executives Wes Moss and Andy Litinsky made a series of costly mistakes that resulted in a long delay in the company’s going public and urged a judge to strip them of their shares in the company.”

Imagine going into business with Trump and thinking it will end well.

“Former President Donald Trump has sued the co-founders of Truth Social, alleging they mismanaged the social media platform early on and should therefore lose their stock in the company, which recently went public.

“In papers filed last week in Florida state court, Trump Media & Technology Group Corp. argued that executives Wes Moss and Andy Litinsky made a series of costly mistakes that resulted in a long delay in the company’s going public and urged a judge to strip them of their shares in the company.”

Yeah, those guys sued Trump a while ago after Trump diluted their shares. Now Trump is scorched-earth counter-suing to not just dilute, but take it all.

Imagine going into business with Trump and thinking it will end well.

“Former President Donald Trump has sued the co-founders of Truth Social, alleging they mismanaged the social media platform early on and should therefore lose their stock in the company, which recently went public.

“In papers filed last week in Florida state court, Trump Media & Technology Group Corp. argued that executives Wes Moss and Andy Litinsky made a series of costly mistakes that resulted in a long delay in the company’s going public and urged a judge to strip them of their shares in the company.”

Yeah, who could have predicted that they might get cheated out of their money/shares? It would be hilarious if they were in a position to remove the code and shut down the servers.

Interesting article in nyt today about short interest

“The demand to short Trump Media, the parent company of the social media platform Truth Social, is so great that stock lenders can charge enormous fees, making it hard for short-sellers to turn a profit unless the shares fall significantly. Still, there is a lot of interest in taking the bet.”