Oops, quote box got lost. I was replying to “What do you eat with fries??” Yes, vinegar would not be good hot dogs.
“You can put lipstick on a pig. It’s still a pig.”
Or in the case of hot dogs, pig hooves (and maybe sawdust).
Also, someone mentioned Miracle Whip which is the devil’s jism!!! This should not be used with food served to anyone…only maybe as a low grade glue or something.
Obama says no to ketchup. He’s wise beyond his years.
I believe that he is a smoker, right? So his taste buds are shot anyway. What would he know.
Besides, “appeal to authority” is a fallacy. You should know better.
Homeburger: BBQ sauce, relish, mustard, and spicy mayo
Fries: seasoned salt
Conspicuously absent: ketchup
(Also cheese on the burger because I am stupid and forgot it)
Conspicuously absent: the rest of your fries. Did someone steal them?
That is a sad, sad looking burger.
Who ate all your fries?
If you still have that tarp, you should use it as a burial shroud for that meal.
The LR really is the best.
I don’t gorge myself for the sake of gorging myself.
I am not American.
No gorging required, but you don’t need to have the elementary school lunch of a 2nd grader either.
I am 5’7”. 155 lbs. that was a sufficient meal.
From a website with pictures of the saddest school lunches. Look familiar?

Perfect chimney sweep size
Sufficiency is not awesomeness.
Pretty much the only difference between your burgers and mine is that you remembered to put cheese on yours and I didn’t.
Mine were cooked in a cast iron on the grill. They had onions in them. 1/3 lb patties.
I don’t care what you idiots think. I make amazing home burgers.


