A hot dog is a hot dog, not a 'haute' dog

He must be a miracle whip guy.

Giardiniera on brats? Red cabbage and dark mustard or stadium sauce.

Have you tried Marconi Giardiniera?

Got some at Trader Joe’s, it’s fit for purpose

I initially read this to say you occasionally want to get giardia.

Which was weird enough (though very plausible as something tagging along on a hot dog vector).

But wanting pickle guy hot giardia took it to another level.

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Hilarious. I definitely don’t want giardia! I remember identifying giardia in biology class at college in a microscope. I don’t recall if it was HOT.

I’m not a fan of Marconis. But it will due in a pinch. What is stadium sauce?

A member of a group I was hiking with many years ago got giardia while we were in the back country.

She said the resultant fecal Jackson Pollack sessions felt hot on exit. I’m not sure if it was at the level of pickle guy hot though.

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Never had it. I’ll look for it. Maybe it’s at the Jewel or Mariano’s?

Maybe…I’ve just ordered it online or grab some when in Wisconsin

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Never.

Yes, especially with mustard.

That’s just a fancy person’s mayo. Ok for certain uses, but verboten for slathering on a sandwich. I would hope a good Chicago deli would back me on this one. If not, well, I was raised a long time ago.

Mayonnaise and ketchup.

But not mixed.

Small flat bowl with half and half so you can drag your fry through the delicious fatty mayo into the delicious tangy ketchup.

Best hotdog condiment ever is Kimchee. And pickles.

You’re not wrong.

Huh. I’ll have to give that a go too. Guess I’ll be picking up some dogs so I can try all these interesting combinations.

Black pepper and vinegar!

Sustained! Can’t have a BLT without mayo.

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Vinegar and hot dogs? That doesn’t sound appealing.

Melted blue cheese.

Condiments such as Mayo, mustard, Thousand Island dressing, and whatnot, are tasty adhesives used to hold sandwich layers together

Except for avocado. Put that in a sandwich and everything slides around.