JFC whatever happened to a simple hot dog with mustard and onions? Or maybe fancy it up with a bacon wrap? Is this now the equivalent of an avocado toast?
Mustard and onions is the correct answer.
Chili on occasion.
San Francisco is years behind the curve when it comes to fancy hot dogs.
Their history is pretty cool.
You can’t have a hotdog without ketchup.
Chili? The bowel movement post chili dog sounds like it would be a borderline religious experience.
You’ve never had a chili dog???
They’re hard to get right. Everyone seems to skimp on one aspect. The chilli isn’t great, the hot dog is not high quality (yeah, I know), or the bun sucks. I think I have had TWO chilli dogs that made we want more. But I keep trying them. I’d say the after effects are about the same as any hot dog.
Is a hot dog a sandwich? Discuss
Correct.
If you’re 5 years old.
This is news to me. I’ve never heard of ketchup on a hotdog being childish. It’s not like I’m wearing a backwards hat indoors while at work.
Why do you hate ketchup?
I haven’t had a hot dog in quite a while, but mine was mayo, cheese, and onions, mmm good.
I had no idea you were 8 years old. Before this, I would have guessed at least 12.
It’s some 'Murican thing where you can only have mustard on a hot dog. Or dog shit…err, chili.
True. Here we’ve got Daddy’s Dogs and Big Daddy has “the best meat on the street.”
If you’re eating a hot dog, I think you’ve already lost any high ground with which to judge others for their choice of condiments.
Is this disdain for ketchup hotdog specific? What the hell do you eat with fries?

It’s some 'Murican thing where you can only have mustard on a hot dog. Or dog shit…err, chili.
No wonder their country is falling apart!
It’s all about the meat, all about the bun and everything else is flavor honey. You’re a mustard boy,

Why do you hate ketchup?
Because it’s a vile, gloppy, sickly sweet abomination that should be banished to some forgotten culinary hellscape along with things like circus peanuts.
We had a place called Rock City Dogs that I found entertaining and the food pretty good. It didn’t last for some reason. Not sure why.
What condiment do you eat with fries?