Eye roll...

Add to that no:
- tingly hair shampoo
- mints or flavoured gum
- cold water - or hot for that matter
- leg or body shaving
- any Axe body product
- silky underpants
- fresh tube socks
- Popeyes spicy chicken
- music over 90 bpm
- National Geographic articles featuring naked tribespeople
...and the list goes on.

Best to just eat tepid porridge while sitting in a body temperature bath, watching documentaries on British gardens.

Some give this precious fellow a good slap, in the classic French style...