Zuck v Elon FIGHT!

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Are they still in 3rd grade?

I think this might be more well received than baby monkey torture, but WTF?

Cage Match in Vegas? PPV?

Here we go.

After Elon Musk recently tweeted that he would be “up for a cage fight” with Zuckerberg, the Meta CEO shot back by posting a screenshot of Musk’s tweet with the caption “send me location.”

I’ve confirmed that Zuckerberg’s post on his Instagram account is, in fact, not a joke, which means the ball is now in Musk’s court. “The story speaks for itself,” Meta spokesperson Iska Saric told me.

After this story was published, Musk responded with two words: “Vegas Octagon.” He then tweeted: “I have this great move that I call ‘The Walrus,’ where I just lie on top of my opponent and do nothing.”

https://i.imgur.com/VbvETXn.jpg

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I think the Borg Zucker has been training BJJ for awhile now. He’d kick Elon’s ass sadly…unless Elon can bring one of his not-a-flamethrower.

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Joe Rogan can MC
Perfect!
I actually hope it happens and Zuckerberg kicks his ass. I would PPV that.

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It isn’t going to happen. Elon is too big of a pussy.

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What is their beef over? They arguing about whether Dogecoin vs Metacoin should be the Social media digital currency?

The SEC already killed Zuck’s multiple attempts to launch his own crypto.

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They should be the early card for MTG vs. Boebert. ("The phrase “little bitch” was apparently uttered on the House floor yesterday)

Though MTG would snap Boebert in half in about 2 seconds.

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Zuckerberg is in really good shape. He just ran a 19:XX 5K, does BJJ/MMA training at a decent level. Musk is not in good shape. This wouldn’t be much of a fight.

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Zuckerberg is in really good shape. He just ran a 19:XX 5K, does BJJ/MMA training at a decent level. Musk is not in good shape. This wouldn’t be much of a fight.

Concur. I’ll add that Zuckerberg did a sub 40 min Murph.

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Zuckerberg is in really good shape. He just ran a 19:XX 5K, does BJJ/MMA training at a decent level. Musk is not in good shape. This wouldn’t be much of a fight.

Also apparently did the Memorial Day Murph WOD in like 38 minutes or something, which is legit. With the 20lb. weight vest.

Musk is a pile of mashed potatoes.

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Zuckerberg is in really good shape. He just ran a 19:XX 5K, does BJJ/MMA training at a decent level. Musk is not in good shape. This wouldn’t be much of a fight.

Also apparently did the Memorial Day Murph WOD in like 38 minutes or something, which is legit. With the 20lb. weight vest.

Musk is a pile of mashed potatoes.

There’s a pretty considerable size difference.

Musk: 6’1 and 200ish lbs
Zuck: 5’7" and 150 lbs

That would probably be Musk’s primary asset.

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but Zuck has that prehensile tongue
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What is their beef over? They arguing about whether Dogecoin vs Metacoin should be the Social media digital currency?

The SEC already killed Zuck’s multiple attempts to launch his own crypto.

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Unfinished business?
https://www.floridatoday.com/story/tech/nation-now/2016/09/01/explosion-reported-spacex/89710476/

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It’s no advantage if it’s dead weight and Zuck has been BJJ training for any considerable length of time.

Put a trained 150lb wrestler against a 200lb lump of shit and see what happens. Swap out BJJ for wrestling and the outcome is the same, but quicker.

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I think the Borg Zucker has been training BJJ for awhile now. He’d kick Elon’s ass sadly…unless Elon can bring one of his not-a-flamethrower.

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Oh cmon: Zuckerborg! Do i have to do everything??

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I think the Borg Zucker has been training BJJ for awhile now. He’d kick Elon’s ass sadly…unless Elon can bring one of his not-a-flamethrower.

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Oh cmon: Zuckerborg! Do i have to do everything??

Elon might bring his Ironman suit and upload the “Conor McGregor app” into his Neuralink implant. Which may result in him going rogue and mistakenly dismembering the referee to a puddle of goo in a combination of unrestrained rage and software bugs.

“We’ll fix that in post.”

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I think the Borg Zucker has been training BJJ for awhile now. He’d kick Elon’s ass sadly…unless Elon can bring one of his not-a-flamethrower.

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Oh cmon: Zuckerborg! Do i have to do everything??

Elon might bring his Ironman suit and upload the “Conor McGregor app” into his Neuralink implant. Which may result in him going rogue and mistakenly dismembering the referee to a puddle of goo in a combination of unrestrained rage and software bugs.

“We’ll fix that in post.”

Move fast and break things?

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They should be the early card for MTG vs. Boebert. ("The phrase “little bitch” was apparently uttered on the House floor yesterday)

Though MTG would snap Boebert in half in about 2 seconds.

I really want to see Trump vs Biden…

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I really want to see Trump vs Biden…

a water pistol to the hair would put that one away in seconds
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I really enjoyed celebrity boxing when it was on for all of its 2 episodes. Todd Bridges beating up Vanilla Ice was fun. But the Joey Buttafuco v. Chyna match was a lot creepy.

I always thought it would be big TV to get real celebrities out there. Pitt v. Cruise would bring in the PPV.

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I always thought it would be big TV to get real celebrities out there. Pitt v. Cruise would bring in the PPV.

Only if it was real fighting, not pro wresting-style scripted nonsense.

Though I’m in the camp of people utterly bewildered that people find pro wrestling entertaining.