Independent sales agency looking for individual to represent Zoot and related sports brands in the Northeast. Sales experience required, must have own car, significant driving involved. Will need to travel to sales meetings, trade shows. Generous compensation and opportunity to represent premier apparel, wetsuit and newly launched triathlon-specific running shoes. Please respond with resume to dansims@optonline.net. (Approved by Dan E. at Slowtwitch.com)
Awww… man! Already having a lousy day at work, and now you post this??? Stop the temptation!! 
Northeast as in New England or more mid-atlantic area??