Didn’t I tell y’all that U.S. Senators almost never get elected to the Presidency? Huh? Didn’t I? ;-))
Last one was Kennedy back in 1960, boys.
But there’s been a ton of 'em came out of the governor’s offices around the USA.
“Fountain Of Useless And Trivial Knowledge” Kahuna
Actually, I was born and raised in Dee-troit, Michigan 
I was trying to do a little Dubya imitation and also poking fun at myself
K.
You can’t be from the north and get elected either. You must be from the south (or sound like you are) or you will get none of their votes. That is why big willy ruled during his heyday.
I agree, but now you need to go onto the apron and wrangle a few 747s, paniolo. Step away from the computer, dude.
You’re not going to believe this, but at this moment I’m staring at 1.2 million dollars in 100 dollar bills, which is on top of my desk.
We had a very rich, and very loony Japanese lady get off of our Osaka-Honolulu flight today, with no luggage, but a shoulder back with all this money. She hit customs/immigration, declared the money and said that she was Mrs. Al Gore, and that she needed to be in Washington, D.C. by tomorrow.
Needless to say, we’ve got a dillemma. The feds are refusing her entry, so she belongs to us and we’ve got to get her back to Japan. She naturally doesn’t want to go, and begins screaming. No family contacts, the Japanese Consulate won’t touch her…it’s like a bad scene from that movie “The Terminal”.
K
That sounds like a screenplay that I might be writing soon!
You’re not going to believe this, but at this moment I’m staring at 1.2 million dollars in 100 dollar bills, which is on top of my desk.
We had a very rich, and very loony Japanese lady get off of our Osaka-Honolulu flight today, with no luggage, but a shoulder back with all this money. She hit customs/immigration, declared the money and said that she was Mrs. Al Gore, and that she needed to be in Washington, D.C. by tomorrow.
Needless to say, we’ve got a dillemma. The feds are refusing her entry, so she belongs to us and we’ve got to get her back to Japan. She naturally doesn’t want to go, and begins screaming. No family contacts, the Japanese Consulate won’t touch her…it’s like a bad scene from that movie “The Terminal”.
K
Hmmm, this is interesting. Could use a sugah mama in FL. Throw her on the next flight to TPA
If we bow down to your razor sharp “whatever”, you gonna share some of the cash? :)-
Actually, that’s my money. I can’t believe you found my bag!!!
Please contact me immediately.
Regards,
TxDude
Texas, USA
Yah. You and every single one of my employees and all of the customs/immigration people. They’ve all decided that they’re really Al Gore and that that bag is most certainly theirs!! :-))
She seems to like tall, white males with mustaches. She calms right down when anybody with those characteristics hangs out with her.
I’ve got a customs guy with a really large 10mm on his hip eyeballing all that fat cash, too. And we had to take it away, because she started tearing the hundred dollar bills in half. It’s a crazy world, sometimes.
K
You mean, 1.1 million dollars, right?
Yeah!!! 1.ONE million! That’s the ticket.
No, seriously. We managed to get 1 million of it into our station’s bank last night, and she’s over at a hotel (on our dime) with two former FBI agent guards until we can trick on getting back on a flight to Osaka today. We told her it has to go there first before it goes on to Washington, D.C. to meet her husband, Al Gore.
And, I’m not joking about this, she answers to the name of “Tipper”. Plus, she’s carrying the Japanese translation of the Bill Clinton autobiography “My Life”.
In a way, if feel sorry for her, but it’s only about as much as I can feel sorry for someone walking around with 1.2 million dollars plus title deeds to land and buildings in Tokyo worth another 2.8 million, and we found out from the Japanese consulate last night that she’s got another 18 million in the bank back in Japan.
Sighhhhhhh… I emailed my wife with this one, and even SHE wrote back and said that I should pretend to be Al and marry her
K