Write this joke: Ben & Jerry create "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama. For George W. they created _________."

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Iraqi Road?

Hard Apple De-Cider?

“43” Flavors?

Guantanabanana
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Nucular chocolate?

Neoconpolitan
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D’oh
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How about “West African Cherry Orange” ice cream because his only shining moment was his humanitarian efforts in Africa?

Bill Clinton - “Impeaches & Cream”

George W. Bush - “Worst Flavor Ever” (loaded with pretzel chunks)

WMD - “walnuts of mass destruction”-- (note: does not actually contain walnuts)
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Yellow Cake YaHey
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Uday and Qusay Garcia. Note: fucking dead; not raping and killing millions anymore.

Saddam’s “Hung-kie Monkey”.

vanilla surge
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Chocolate of mass distruction!

WMD - “walnuts of mass destruction”-- (note: does not actually contain walnuts)
WINNER!

WMD - “walnuts of mass destruction”-- (note: does not actually contain walnuts)
WINNER!

+1000!!

Funniest thing I read all morning.

im-peach-mint

cookie d’oh!

humans and phish food coexisting peacefully

Buckshot Cheney - full of M&M’s

Code Cream Alert - vanilla flavored
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“Heckuva Brownie Pie”
“Mintssion Accomplished”
“German Chocolate Massage”
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