I’ll go first with these two gems.
Terms of Endearment.- thought it was awful, she had a shitty life and dies at the end.
The Man with One Red Shoe - I believe this is the only movie I have ever fallen asleep in. Terrible, surprised Tom Hanks survived this turd.
Star Trek
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The Master of Disguise
I mean, I tried to watch it. And failed.
The correct answer is Showgirls. It’s so bad it’s a cult classic.
Hands down - Jimmy Hollywood. To be fair, I slept through half of it (in the theater).
The Professional.
The Hunted
Knock Off
It’s a coin toss as to which one was the worst.
Recently?
Sound of Freedom (Free-dumb) - another right wing QANON circle jerk.
Dances With Wolves
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Tokyo Gore Police. It’s on YouTube. You’ve been warned.
A Million Ways to Die in the West.
All time for me is a Travolta double.
White Man’s Burden. I don’t remember exactly why it was so bad, I just remember thinking it’s by far the worst movie I’d ever seen.
In an alternate universe, successful African-Americans live in gated communities, while impoverished Caucasians populate crime-ridden inner-city ghettos. When African-American mogul Thaddeus Thomas (Harry Belafonte) wrongly accuses Caucasian Louis Pinnock (John Travolta) of being a Peeping Tom, Pinnock loses his job and watches as his family falls apart. In a desperate attempt to repair his life, Pinnock takes Thomas hostage and demands reinstatement at the factory where he once worked.
…until Battlefield Earth:
Most recently, also an easy pick, Love Actually. I cannot believe that movie has any kind of streaming service shelf life. Absolute shite.
Step Brothers. Can only handle Will Farrell in small doses, although did like elf
Step Brothers. Can only handle Will Farrell in small doses, although did like elf
Wrong, it is a classic. But to each their own.
Hop!
My wife was out of town so I took the kids to see it. Holy fucking hell, I can watch just about anything, but being trapped in a theater made this tantamount to cruel and unusual punishment. Walking out after the movie, most all the parents had the same 1,000 yard stare.
Step Brothers. Can only handle Will Farrell in small doses, although did like elf
Wrong, it is a classic. But to each their own.
The Passion of Darkly Noon
What the fuck is that you say? Exactly.
Stars Ashley Judd, Aragorn, and George of the Jungle. And a giant silver shoe.
Now available on Tubi I think. A real don’t miss it kind of thing.
Out of Africa. And it won quite a few awards, including an Academy Award for best picture.
Shark Girl and Lava Boy - kids wanted to see it when they were young.
Mortal Kombat from 1995. Walked out of the theater. Maybe it got better after I left, because they decided to keep making more of the movies.