World's Toughest Half RR (yes, with photos)

Another gratuitous copy’n’paste from my blog. Executive summary: rad course, 4th OA, comparison to Alpe d’ Huez, critique my position, etc.


After the race in Napa a few weeks ago, this race was the next big step in my training for the season’s big race in France this summer. Auburn is also a race that I’ve been wanting to do for a few years but have simply haven’t made a priority until this year.

About the smartest thing I did for this race was to drive over the Sierra twice in the weeks prior to pre-ride the course. Featuring ~5500’ of climbing over 56 miles, it’s not one to be trifled with. While that’s a lot of climbing no matter how you break it up, the demoralizing thing about this bike course is that there’s simply no reprieve. With literally nothing flat, resting on the uphills means slowing to a crawl, the short and steep downhills require attention, and the long downhills are too gradual to coast on. It’s pretty much full-on from start to finish, and there’s the extra bonus of the ride ending almost 1000’ above where it starts; climbing without the reward of associated descent.

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Evil bike course

Another wise move I made was to familiarize myself with the 3-lap run course before race day. I knew going in that the run would be blistering hot and exposed, but compared to the Godzilla bike course, the run course was a baby lizard sunning itself on a rock. OK, maybe more like a Komodo dragon, but I’d rather deal with that than another Godzilla.

We got to stay with some family who live about a quarter mile from the race course; THANK YOU, Robbie and Scott! Being able to relax and avoid the hotel and restaurant circuit means everything in the world when my primary goal the day before the race is simply to rest. So on to race day…

I do the normal wake up early/breakfast/shower routine and spend some time relaxing/digesting. Access in and out of T1 is limited due to the narrowness of the only road in the area, so we’re encouraged to ride to the race start instead of driving in. My day nearly aborts when, on the side of the road a few miles away from the start, I discover that I’m unable to get air into my rear tire and need to reseal the valve extender on the valve stem. Wrestling with a half-inflated tire that I can neither get air into nor out of slashes through the extra time I’ve got, and by the time I’m sorted, I’m riding all-out down to the race start with just enough time to wriggle into my wetsuit and jump in the water. No bathroom break, no stretching, no nuthin’. In short, my T0 is disastrous and I’m hoping that I’ve finished with the day’s BS before the gun goes off.

Swim - 37:09 - 20th
T1 - 2:12

The difficult logistics kept my crack photo crew away from the race start. Take it up with them :slight_smile:

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This is about how I remember the lake; I’m clearly ecstatic to have gotten there in time

The swim is a 2-lap affair in Folsom Lake, and the water is warm and semi-clear. Semi-clear means I have a hard time finding feet to swim behind, so I’m solo the whole way. This is not good strategy-wise, as the benefit of swimming behind someone is huge. I feel good throughout, but my time indicates that I’m either not swimming straight or the course is long. Heck, this is my slowest half-iron swim ever. Looking through everyone else’s times, maybe it’s a bit of both, as the fastest times are 29 minutes and would normally be 23-24. I’m still bummed, though.

Oh well, time to get through T1, get on the bike, and get to work. Hilariously, I have no idea where the Bike Out is since I got to the race about 4 minutes before it started. Hey, what’s an extra lap through the parking lot?!

Bike - 3:04:15 - 11th
T2 - 0:45

With a warm morning on our hands and not a fog-bank in sight (god damn you, Napa), I’m actually excited to put my quasi-local knowledge of this Godzilla course to use. I’ve got no instrumentation on my bike, and that will be welcome here as the pace on the first two-thirds of the course is so slow that looking at a computer would be demoralizing. “What? I’ve been on this godforsaken bike for two hours and I’ve only gone 30 miles?”

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Ultra-steep switchback; the climb out of it is just as bad

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The road falls away underneath

We climb from Folsom Lake up into Auburn, and I’m doing everything I can to balance a reasonable effort with my desire to ride up through the field. I get through a few riders in this 6-7 mile section, but I know I’ll pay the price if I go too hard. Once through Auburn, the course flows a little better, the road surface is better, and we pass through the rest of the sprint distance riders. As the course climbs consistently up to Colfax, I’m holding my own and feeling good, knowing that I can burn a few matches but have to save some for the return trip, as it ain’t all downhill…

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Blasting along the countryside

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Vista above one of many tunnels

Finally making the “rollercoaster” loop at the far end of the course, I go flying down Milk Ranch Road towards the campground. I round a steep blind corner and watch a deer saunter across the road in front of me. I lock up my rear wheel for a quick moment and shout some unkind things about the deer’s mother, wishing that the adrenaline boost had come on an uphill where it might have done me some good! The climb out of this loop is awful. It’s long enough, steep enough, and far enough away from home to make me consider taking a nap on the side of the road. The wick has officially been lit, and the rest of the race is gonna hurt no matter what.

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Into the light!

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Finally headed towards home

Fortunately, the return trip is easier although not without its punishment. There’s at least some reprieve compared to the outbound leg, and there’s a 5-6 mile out-and-back section on our return that lets me figure out where I am in the race. I’ll ultimately come off the bike in about 10th, but that’s after giving away 4 spots in the last hour. It seems as though I may have ridden a little too hard in the first two hours, but it doesn’t feel like I’ve hugely erred - maybe just a couple percent. My goal for the bike is to not be totally comatose when I get off it as the run course isn’t a gimme, and that mantra plays loud as those 4 guys go by me. It’s not worth it to me to bury myself to stay with them now as I’m hurting but don’t feel quite shattered yet.

This strategy pays off as I recharge a bit in the last few miles, hop off my bike at T2 in considerable pain, but feel my running legs spring to life underneath me on my way to the bike rack. Alrighty! Time to smash a run.

Run 1:25:29 - 1st (!)

This 3-lap run course is certainly friendlier than the bike, but not by much; it descends and then climbs about 200’ per lap. Most of the run is either moderately up or down, and the sun and heat will team up with the climbs and the tired bike legs to shatter a lot of runners. It’s also quite pretty as most of it overlooks the American River far below and is also lined with greenery on both sides, so at least we’ll be suffering in Nature. The only reprieve I’m counting on is the mile-long flat shaded dirt section along a ditch. What I don’t anticipate is the saint at an aid station we’ll visit six times who is handing out sopping wet and ice cold sponges. He unquestionably saves my life all six times. Anyhow, I start out hard and with a high turnover, and within about a mile, I’m able to settle in to a longer stride and relax a bit.

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Wall of green but no shade

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Starting a new lap (daaaaamn, those sponges in my top make me look ripped!)

The 3.5 miles of each lap that aren’t shaded are smoking hot, and it’s apparent that the long climb from the junkyard back to T2 could be a breaking point if overpaced. I pass three guys on the first lap, and then on each subsequent lap, more racers enter the course and I can’t keep straight who’s who. I figure that I’m still making progress through the field, and when I finish the second lap without keeling over, I pull out all the stops and give the last lap everything I’ve got. The super-attentive aid station volunteers are friendly and responsive, and their steady supply of water, gels, and sponges keeps me from crumbling into a heap on the side of the road.

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Shady ditch section

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Canyons below

I’ve been a bit delirious for the last lap and a half, and I assume that everyone in front of me is on the same lap I am as we’ve got no way of knowing, so I treat every pass like it’s for position. By the time I make my way to the finish line, I’m used up but still running strong, and it’s good for the top run split of the day. I am thoroughly OK with this!

Total 5:09:51 - 4th

Curiously, this is within a minute of my slowest half-ironman time ever, but that was on an easy course and was about 7 years ago :). Another ~3 minutes would have gotten me into 2nd, and my bike pacing felt spot-on, so that points squarely at my swim. Time for more work in the pool, and the water’s warming up enough around here that I can finally get some open water practice in, too, which I’m sure has hurt me a little.

All in all, I’m stoked to have finally made the short trip over the hill to do this race. Brad Kearns has assembled a great team to run the race, and that makes a big difference. The course is demoralizing and that’s a big part of what makes it awesome. Too many races these days have easy courses, even advertising them as such, and I’ve still got hope for mankind as long as there are beastly courses out there, especially when they’re scenic!

As usual, ultra-thanks to Murphy and D^2 for their photo-wizardry, and again to Robbie and Scott for their hospitality. A further shout-out goes to Matt and Aimee Balzer (aka Team Uber-Stud ), for smashing the Mixed Relay. If I’m gonna get beat by a stinkin’ relay team, I can’t think of a better team to do it than theirs!

It’s been asked, so I’ll offer my thoughts: compared to the Alpe d’ Huez course, the Auburn bike course has about the same amount of climbing per mile, and while the Alps are considerably more scenic and vaunted in cycling history, I think the Auburn course is more brutal. The AdH course flows well…big climb…big descent…cross valley…repeat, while Auburn just wants to kick a guy while he’s down. Run-wise, I think the courses stack up pretty equally in difficulty. And ultimately, the AdH bike takes another hour and a half, so it’s unquestionably harder, but Auburn takes the crown for Suffering Per Mile. So while AdH is a world-renowned destination race, Auburn is probably a lot more accessible to the rest of us!

when i got to that photo from the train track bridge…I thought…wow…this reminds me of the guy who had the photographer go all over the course for some pretty cool pictures.

yep. same guy. ha.

nice pics.

yep, same guy :slight_smile:
thanks.

If you don’t mind me asking, what kind of equipment was the photographer shooting on? Camera body and lenses?

Awesome pics!!!

Congrats on a great result and effort.
Was a tough day for the rest of us mere mortals. For the over 6 hour finishers, the heat became a major factor. The race was well run and the scenery truly spectacular.

Phil

Cool report. A lot of photos of you in action. Do you have your own papparazzi crew?

It was interesting to read the bike course profile and see that you still went with full aero set up and a disc. Would you go lighter next time or were you happy with what you did? What was everybody else doing?

Congrats!

Thanks! Let’s see…I handed off to them the following:
Canon 5D2
Canon 5D3
Canon 70-200mm f/4 IS
Sigma 15mm fisheye
Canon 24mm f/1.4 II
Sigma 50mm f/1.4

This is the “quick kit” :slight_smile:

Thanks Phil.

I can only imagine what the heat did to anyone out there longer…my prime motivation to keep running fast was to get out of the heat. I’m glad you enjoyed the race…nice job!

Cool report. A lot of photos of you in action. Do you have your own papparazzi crew?

It was interesting to read the bike course profile and see that you still went with full aero set up and a disc. Would you go lighter next time or were you happy with what you did? What was everybody else doing?

Congrats!

Haha, thanks. When feasible, my girlfriend and dad tag along and do photo duty. Helps to pass the boredom that is triathlon spectating!

Seems like 95%+ of the fast doods were on TT bikes, and then more road bikes further back. The course flows a little better at higher efforts and many of the easier climbs are definitely aero-able. I vacillated about running the disc cover (I only saw a handful of other discs/covers), but a) it was already on my wheel, and b) the Slowtwitch Aero Mafia says to always run the disc unless you’re doing a TT up Col de la Madeleine :). I think I’d run the same setup again.

Cheers!

Thanks! Let’s see…I handed off to them the following:
Canon 5D2
Canon 5D3
Canon 70-200mm f/4 IS
Sigma 15mm fisheye
Canon 24mm f/1.4 II
Sigma 50mm f/1.4

This is the “quick kit” :slight_smile:

That is some serious equipment. Does your day job involve photography?

That is some serious equipment. Does your day job involve photography?

If it did, I wouldn’t be able to afford that stuff :).

A good deal of my side work involves photography and it’s a big passion of mine. And that’s only the tip of the iceberg as far as the gear is concerned…yikes.

Great race report. I live in Auburn so train on the bike course, and have done the half distance a few times. Killer race!!

The aid station you talked about is the STC (Sacramento Tri Club) which I am a member of. And yes, they are ALWAYS the best.

I will say you were lucky you did the half, since we had some issues on the run. I did the sprint race and was 4th overall going out on the run. At around mile 2 doing down the canyon, right after the gate,
the markings had you either going straight with a bunch of red cones in the middle of the road, or taking a right up a steep road. I had to slow down since I did not know what to do, but elected to go straight. As I got to the turn to go into the weeds, again, the signs gave two different directions. It was either take a left, or go straight and continue down further into the canyon. I choose left. After a short distance into the weeds, the trail branched off into
2 directions with no markings. This time I took the wrong choice. It cost me a minute and 4th place overall, ended in 5th. Coming back up the canyon I yelled to the STC aid station the run markers were all messed up and it caused me to go off course and lose a spot. When I got back in I found Brad and told him what was going on. Mike at the STC aid station, after getting my inputs and more runnings coming back up saying they had gone the wrong way on the course because of mis markings, took off down the hill on his mountain bike to see what was going on. I guess some ran up the big road hill on the first mis marked part. Others headed further down the hill from the second mis marked. And some took the same wrong trail Y because of no markings. By the time the half folks came along, all the run issues were fixed, but boy did is mess up a lot of sprint folks!!

Lessons learned. Make sure a run course is checked before a race. I guess some locals moved various run signs for whatever reasons, and it really ruined a lot of folks race who hard trained very hard for this sprint, which may be the hardest one around. (I have 1000 feet of climbing in the first 6 miles of the bike).

Again, great race since it really started to get hot when you were on the run.

Now I hear Brad is so busy he is putting his Auburn race up for sale. Know anyone who wants to buy it?

Great report, Eliot!

Are those sponges in your shirt, or are you happy to see me?

Another possible explanation could be that it was cold. But a separate feature of that picture lets me know it was not cold. WINK.

Anyway, seriously awesome race and report! That is freaking epic, excited to see what you do in France!

Great race report. I live in Auburn so train on the bike course, and have done the half distance a few times. Killer race!!

Now I hear Brad is so busy he is putting his Auburn race up for sale. Know anyone who wants to buy it?

Thanks Dave; nice race yourself. How much does Brad want?

Great report, Eliot!

Thanks Ed; when does your season kick off? I forget.

Are those sponges in your shirt, or are you happy to see me?

Another possible explanation could be that it was cold. But a separate feature of that picture lets me know it was not cold. WINK.

Anyway, seriously awesome race and report! That is freaking epic, excited to see what you do in France!

Those sponges are soaking up the gallons of pheromones that pour off me when there are scantily-clad spectators nearby. This may or may not apply to the strapping young lad in the red speedo at one of the aid stations.

As you’ve so kindly pointed out, my endowment is a bit shy of Harvard’s, but considering that I did eke out the top run split of the day, I’ll humbly refer you to the Lorentz contraction chapter of your special relativity textbook.

Thanks for the kind words, and it’s nice to see you turn up in a race report thread other than your own :). Cheers!

June 10 at seaside Sprint. I’ll definitely let you know how it goes.

Congrats on a great race!

I enjoyed reading your report, as I did the half last weekend as well. I wasn’t as fast as you but I did finish 12th overall, so I’ll take it for an early season race. Regarding the swim, I think you are right about the distance being a bit long (at least I hope). I didn’t expect to PR, as I’m only getting about an hour and a half of swim time/week, but I was surprised to see the results and see a swim time of 39 minutes. WTF.

I think you also picked the perfect word for the bike course: “relentless”. The aspects of the course that struck me are that there were few opportunities to get into a consistent rhythm, and when there was a descent, there was a sharp turn to make sure we didn’t get any benefit from the climb.

I smiled when you mentioned the guy in the speedo. He was a source of inspiration to me to pick up the pace because he was picking up cups on my last lap of the run, and I told myself “the faster I get by him, the less I will have to burn my eyes with that vision.”

Congrats again, neighbor (I live in Carson City)
Joe

Congrats on a great race!

I enjoyed reading your report, as I did the half last weekend as well. I wasn’t as fast as you but I did finish 12th overall, so I’ll take it for an early season race. Regarding the swim, I think you are right about the distance being a bit long (at least I hope). I didn’t expect to PR, as I’m only getting about an hour and a half of swim time/week, but I was surprised to see the results and see a swim time of 39 minutes. WTF.

I think you also picked the perfect word for the bike course: “relentless”. The aspects of the course that struck me are that there were few opportunities to get into a consistent rhythm, and when there was a descent, there was a sharp turn to make sure we didn’t get any benefit from the climb.

I smiled when you mentioned the guy in the speedo. He was a source of inspiration to me to pick up the pace because he was picking up cups on my last lap of the run, and I told myself “the faster I get by him, the less I will have to burn my eyes with that vision.”

Congrats again, neighbor (I live in Carson City)
Joe

Hi Joe…nice job!

That was about the same as my reaction re: swim times.

I think one of the biggest benefits to pre-riding the course was knowing which of those scary-looking descents and corners could safely be ridden through; such a shame to throw your speed away!

You’re the only Carson-based athlete I know of; how’s it treat you for training?