To counter the on/by accident thread
all y’all - I can’t use this or y’all because it sounds forced when I do it (because it is) as I didn’t grow up with this one. But it’s incredibly useful and makes perfect sense, particularly in “f*** all y’all”
shit ton (is that one word?)
to wit (this one sounds forced when I use it, so I don’t, but I love when people can pull it off naturally. I know exactly one academic who uses this well and doesn’t sound pretentious when doing so)
shit ton (is that one word?)
Handy phrase.
Shit-ton
Fuck-ton
Metric shit/fuck-ton
Cubic shit/fuck-ton
If you’re slightly less foul mouthed, you can try ‘crap-ton’
See also - shit-load, fuck-load, and crap-load
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shit ton (is that one word?)
Handy phrase.
Shit-ton
Fuck-ton
Metric shit/fuck-ton
Cubic shit/fuck-ton
I always thought shit ton was a metric unit. It’s too cool to be imperial
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shit ton (is that one word?)
Handy phrase.
Shit-ton
Fuck-ton
Metric shit/fuck-ton
Cubic shit/fuck-ton
I always thought shit ton was a metric unit. It’s too cool to be imperial
Sure, because when people think of things that are cool, they usually think,…the metric system.
Most of mine are annoyed or angry words/phrases 
Twit
Twat
Twatwaffle
Jesus fucknut
Fuck me running
Holy shitballs
What fresh hell is this
Spread all over hell’s half acre (when possessions are scattered all over the place; in total disarray)
I wish I could use ‘bellend’ but I’m not British and I’d just sound like a pretentious twat.
Sorry. I can’t hear “to wit†and not hear “twit.â€
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shit ton (is that one word?)
Handy phrase.
Shit-ton
Fuck-ton
Metric shit/fuck-ton
Cubic shit/fuck-ton
I always thought shit ton was a metric unit. It’s too cool to be imperial
One shit-ton = 1000 kiloshits = 1million shittygrams
Most of mine are annoyed or angry words/phrases
Twit
Twat
Twatwaffle
Jesus fucknut
Fuck me running backwards
Holy shitballs
What fresh hell is this
Spread all over hell’s half acre (when possessions are scattered all over the place; in total disarray)
I wish I could use ‘bellend’ but I’m not British and I’d just sound like a pretentious twat.
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I saw Brett Goldstein/Roy Kent last week and I now have a new affinity for the word “cunt,” spoken in the proper British manner. I used to hate this word. My wife really used to HATE this word. Now, fucking hell we bloody like it.
Thoughts and prayers is my first response to most things. In text, I use the prayer hands emoji pretty much as default response.
on accident
Buttload… cause its a real term of measure (about 384 gallons)
Outdention - I believe this to be the first word, created in DAVE
RETIRED
shits and giggles.
Soporific.
It entered my vocabulary sometime before I started school. When my mother would read to me, one of my favourite books was Beatrix Potter’s The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies.
No spoilers. If you wish to find out what happens next, you’ll have to read it yourself.
I saw Brett Goldstein/Roy Kent last week and I now have a new affinity for the word “cunt,” spoken in the proper British manner. I used to hate this word. My wife really used to HATE this word. Now, fucking hell we bloody like it.
We need a report please. I love him.
My fave word is motherfuckingsonofabitch.
Clusterfuck
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Excrement. As in, “wow honey, this dinner is excrement!â€
Flabbyarse. As in, “wow honey, you look flabbyarse in that dress!â€
I know, “it is what it is” gets a lot of hate, but I like it. It’s a succinct way to tell someone they are overthinking a situation.
I say “fuck” so often I forget some people think it’s a bad word.
Pant loads.
As in she has pant loads of money.
I know, “it is what it is” gets a lot of hate, but I like it. It’s a succinct way to tell someone they are overthinking a situation.
I think it is a way of saying nothing. Whatever.
Sweating like a banshee, Yes I am well aware that it’s wrong.