Why?
With Tom D’s words:
HUGE
This reminds me of a joke:
Gal goes into the see her gyn. After the exam he’s giving her results: “you’re fine, nothing to be concerned about. however, I probably shouldn’t say this, but you have the biggest virginia I’ve ever seen.”
She goes home and gets curious. Takes a full length mirror down off of the wall, sets it on the carpet in the hall, strips, straddles the mirror and just as she starts to look down, her husband walks in the front door.
Seeing her in the hall, in that strange condition he says “Hi Honey, what’cha doin?” She replies “uhhhh…exercising!”. To which he replies “OK, be careful you don’t fall in the hole.”
simple. hang your junk in the sink with the plug in and go to it. after, wet some toilet paper and wipe it all out of the sink.
toilet paper and pubes go in the toilet and flush. voila! happy days!