Answer: getting a speeding ticket right where your girlfriend warned you were going too fast in a place the cops hang out the day before.
Being violently raped is probably worse.
Only slightly.
Having the cop hold his gun on you for 9 minutes?
Answer: getting a speeding ticket right where your girlfriend warned you were going too fast in a place the cops hang out the day before.
Answer: getting a speeding ticket right where your WIFE warned you were going too fast in a place the cops hang out the day before.
What’s worse than that is saying something, anything at all, to your wife after she gets a speeding ticket. Telling her that you’re not mad and don’t care and then reminding her how pissed she was when you got a speeding ticket (which you paid with your f’ing birthday money!) is a recipe for getting backhanded.
Or getting a speeding ticket right where you warned your wife that they had installed the new speed camera.
What’s worse than that is saying something, anything at all, to your wife after she gets a speeding ticket. Telling her that you’re not mad and don’t care and then reminding her how pissed she was when you got a speeding ticket (which you paid with your f’ing birthday money!) is a recipe for getting backhanded.
OUCH !
How about getting a speeding ticket and then getting another speeding ticket 20 minutes later in a different state. Empty highway, early in the morning, nothing around but desert and cows.
Being violently raped is probably worse.
<makes mental note not to speed in Canada, with those kind of penalties in effect>
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What’s worse than that is saying something, anything at all, to your wife after she gets a speeding ticket. Telling her that you’re not mad and don’t care and then reminding her how pissed she was when you got a speeding ticket (which you paid with your f’ing birthday money!) is a recipe for getting backhanded.
Can’t win with that.
My wife rear ended a truck. All repairs covered by insurance. Less than six months later, she rear ends a car of the freeway, totaling her car. I go about slowly buying a replacement, as I want the right deal. In the meantime, she complains about not having a car. At one point, she says, “You’re not the one without a car all day.” And I respond, “I’m not the one who rear ended a car twice in the last six months.” And for some reason, I was in the wrong for that response.
Getting a ticket for rolling through a stop sign. When I was about 20, I decided to never again roll through a stop sign because if I’m going to get a ticket, it’s going to be for something fun like speeding.
What’s worse than that is saying something, anything at all, to your wife after she gets a speeding ticket. Telling her that you’re not mad and don’t care and then reminding her how pissed she was when you got a speeding ticket (which you paid with your f’ing birthday money!) is a recipe for getting backhanded.
Can’t win with that.
My wife rear ended a truck. All repairs covered by insurance. Less than six months later, she rear ends a car of the freeway, totaling her car. I go about slowly buying a replacement, as I want the right deal. In the meantime, she complains about not having a car. At one point, she says, “You’re not the one without a car all day.” And I respond, “I’m not the one who rear ended a car twice in the last six months.” And for some reason, I was in the wrong for that response.
Oh man, please tell me you’d only been married for less than 6 months. Anyone married longer than 6 months should know better.
26 years at the time I said that.
How about getting a speeding ticket and then getting another speeding ticket 20 minutes later in a different state. Empty highway, early in the morning, nothing around but desert and cows.
And two cops with cell phones who know each other. I’ll bet you lunch the first cop called his buddy and told him you were on your way to his jurisdiction.
You’re married and still get birthday money?
I know, it’s strange. My wife’s family are “birthday people,” so there’s no way around them giving me a gift. Her dad insists on cash, won’t take it back (believe me, I’ve tried to hide it back in his car…ends up back here); her mom insists on giving something physical and also a gift card. Asking them not to give me anything was like screaming in space and expecting to be heard, so I gave up after 7 years.
You’re married and still get birthday money?
When my wife and I had been married for about a year, she was in a hurry to get home after working a 12 hour shift at the hospital. A car was driving erratically (warning sign) stopping and slowing down repeatedly, and she got impatient going through a turn light. They suddenly slammed on the brakes and she ran into the back of them. Now, I think they were actually trying to cause the accident as the girl’s husband was behind my wife with his bright lights on the whole time.
A few weeks later, I was tailgating someone - also being impatient. My wife got on to me about it and I said something telling her to let me drive. She said “I don’t drive as close to people as you do”. I replied “No, you just run into the back of them”.
You can imagine how that went over.
Damn your wife got scammed and you dogged her for it. Balls as big as church bells.
Answer: getting a speeding ticket right where your girlfriend warned you were going too fast in a place the cops hang out the day before.
Sliding through a slushy red light while making a RH turn. That makes a speeding ticket look cheap.