I was wearing my favorite shirt the other day and a really cute girl told me it was UGLY (she also said it was lacking in alibi. Not sure why my shirt needs an alibi, but OK). So I have decided that I would like a makeover. I have decided that instead of choosing my own clothes I would just rely on the good fashion sense of my fellow slow twitchers.
So far I have come up with orange Crocs, and douchebag neck t shirt to go with it.
While we are at it, anyone know anything about ferns?
Anyone know where I can buy this attractive tank top for that cute girl?
Did it hurt your feelings? Did she tell you why she found it aesthetically offensive? Color, pattern, style? You need some specific feedback to know where you went awry. When in doubt, turn to Stacy and Clinton: http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/whatnottowear/whatnottowear.html. I suggest you Tivo an episode or 2.
PS: How many STers have you met in person? Be careful whom you ask for fashion advice. If they have nothing other than lycra, neoprene and running shoes, you could be in trouble. Or you could find a bar where you fit right in, I’m quite sure.
I, of course, have excellent taste.
It did hurt my feelings (sniff). I think it was the pattern of the shirt. The shirt was cotton, short sleeve. Dark with a gray diamond pattern. It was obviously not hip enough. Help me get hip!
Yeah, you really posted in the wrong forum. Come over to The Womens. We’ll help you out.
I am just trying to lighten up the mood in here.
If I see one more political partisan thread I am going to go to switch over to a political message board and start asking them what they think the best areo forks are.
You really should have taken that opportunity to invite said cute girl to go shopping with you.
Maybe you should change the thread title to “Help me dress as well as Obama does”
It has been a bit dull with the political talk around here lately.
Anyone know where I can buy this attractive tank top for that cute girl?
Mccannathon, you forgot to do a search. Seems like I’ve seen an ugly shirt thread as well as a fern thread before. STers get really testy when threads are redundant.
But, those treads had nothing to do with MY Shirt or MY Fern. Let’s forget about those loosers and get back to talking about me.
It seems like you might have bigger issues than just your shirt. You seem to have some major attention needing issues right now…let’s get to the root of what’s really bothering you.
Did your father ignore you? Did your dog prefer your brother? Did your teachers forget your name?
Tell us about it. We won’t laugh, we promise.
We won’t laugh, we promise.
Well, we won’t actually type the “lol”
Stick with the ugly shirt, especially if it’ll get cute girls to talk to you!!
I think I need to get an ugly shirt… any tips?
Just pick anything out of your wardrobe - I don’t think you need to do much work here.
Au contraire, I have the highest fashion sense. Living in the Maritimes one cannot help but be a fashion icon…
Go for the Robert Graham stuff. It’s both obnoxious and expensive enough to count as designer:
Over $200 for those shirts???
OMG
Fred.
now that’s what I am talking about! Some of those shirts look a grenade already went off in them.
I think I will pair them up with some short shorts from American apparel and some uggs. I will be so dope its rediculous!