What did the girl melon say when the boy melon proposed?

We’re too young. We cantalope.

Popsicle jokes are the best.

I feel dumber just for reading that.

It’s dumb, but I chucked. Clever, though.

RP

I told that joke to our sheep dog and now she is looking very Melancholy.

Ok, ok I will go and sit in the corner and think what I have just done.

I read the subject and said to myself… Is this guy kidding me… He’s posting jokes from popsicle sticks that my kids eat…

Why did the book go to the hospital?

He broke his spine…

Holy crap.

(chuckled, but astonished at the stupidity)