Some one let me know.
Powercranks
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I have a few questions: How do they work? Will they make me faster? Are they worth the $?
Any advice would be appreciated.
Where can I find information about powercranks?
I don’t know how they work, what they do, or how they are used.
Duck.
Search posts on PC’s. They have been yammered to death on this site. Or check the website: www.powercranks.com.
Sorry, it has been so talked about, I’m too lazy to offer more info.
Dude…you can’t be serious…scroll down half a page and there are 500 dissertations on them. They come with a money-back gaurantee to add 4 inches to your manhood.
“They come with a money-back gaurantee to add 4 inches to your manhood.”
Not only that, but they got me a huge raise, women fall at my feet when I enter a room, and George W now calls me for advice!
So all this Iraq bullshit is YOUR fault!!! Being Bush’s #1 advisor is not something to boast about these days!
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I said NOW calls me for advice
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careful, some here are still in favor (not me, actually)
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So you must be the one who ignored me in the bar last night!
PCs. . .
Less filling. . .
Tastes great. . .
LESS filling. . .
TASTES great. . .
LESS FILLING. . .
TASTES GREAT. . .
LESS FILLING. . .
TASTES GREAT. . .
LESS FILLING. . .
TASTES GREAT. . .
LESS FILLING. . .
TASTES GREAT. . .
Anything less is just a crank!
Says you. . .
Says me. . .
They aren’t. . .
Are too. . .
Are NOT. . .
ARE TOO. . .
I know you are but what am I?
I know you are but what am I to INFINITY!. . .
I know you are but what am I to INFINITY +1! . . .
Nuh uh. . .
Yes huh. . .
Shut up. . .
YOU shut up. . .
DAAAAAADDDDDD Rip is hitting me. . .
Nuh uh. . .Frank started it. . .
You forgot to include the word “traitor” somewhere in there.
DAAADDDDDD. . .Rip said traitoring on PCs doesn’t work. . .
The word is TRAINING you moron. . TRAINING. . .Get it? Got it? Good! . . .now make like a tree and . . .GET OUTA HERE!!!
Do I detect sarcasm…
or
TREASON!
So called “Training tools” you can mount on your bike to get you really “BIG” hip flexors.
So big, that you might be addressed as “Madam” when approached from behind.
However people claim they will make you faster, if yo ucan live with wide hips.
Did I mention that girls don’t dig guys with big hip-flexors?
You suck a**. Fortunately, Trinic kept his poise and read throught your junk and gave real feed back.
…don’t forget to add
“Your chocolate is in my peanut butter!”
“Your peanut butter is on my chocolate!”.
Actually, TBG did a pretty good job and summarized a 600 (+? by now) reply thread into its real conclusion. He saved you six hours of painful reading. You should get down on your knees and thank him. Really. How you could have missed the other threads by the way is inconceivable to me by the way.
Are ya kiddin me? This was a REAL question? My bust. There are only about six thousand bloated dissertations on PCs in the archives. Wanna know about PCs? There is a 600+ post thread floating somewhere around the first three pages that examines them front, back, up, down, sideways, and inside out. I guess I just assumed this was a troll. . .
As an admitted bystander. . .the greatest effect PCs have from my perspective is filling out hard drive space of cycling and triathlon forum servers around the world. Dan’s gonna have to move the forum to a bigger server just to handle drivel like the Drills vs PCs thread.
Some one let me know.