Week 1 College Football 2025

Tonight

Auburn at Baylor lacking criminals has hurt Baylor

Ga Tech at Boulder maybe the engineers can come up with a solution to the porta potty

Morning

Texas at Brutus (think of it as Arch’s campus visit before he hits the portal)

Northwestern at Tulane (Will Tulane solidify their status as the G5 CFP frontrunner or shit the bed like Boise)

Cuse at Vols …will look like a giant construction site with all the orange

Afternoon
Alabama FSU…how times change

Night
LSU Clemson both tigers both play in death valley both alumni bases are semi literate (or worse) blowhards

Utah UCLA…UUUU

Sunday
Hokies at South Carolina…Colonel Sanders special

Catholics v Convicts enough said

I thought about doing a week one thread. I’d be fine if my thread dies on the vine or the mods delete it.

I like the week-by-week idea.

I’ve literally been doing it for years :wink:

In my defense, you didn’t even start the thread until the 1st quarter was over. Be better :slight_smile:

Suburban dad shit

Tarleton State Army in OT

BTW Tarleton state sounds made up

aka battle for the next ex-Browns QB savior.

What’s the bar for being a savior in Cleveland these days?

Availability

Sanders is available

Hey look Colorado lost

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You forgot Monday Belichick v. TCU

I’m guessing their Christianity won’t inhibit some Jordon Hudson trolling

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Gameday doing a nice job for his last Saturday ever. Fun look back on how he made the show.

Not many people get to enjoy their job as much and for as long.

Pretty nice send off

Texas vs. Ohio State

Two mediocre offenses playing against really good defenses.

This would have been better as a week 3 game with so many new players on both teams.

Agreed. Should’ve had a prop bet of how many times Herb teared up.

As predicted

Solidified