What were you Googling to find that? No wait, I don’t wanna know.
CS
What were you Googling to find that? No wait, I don’t wanna know.
CS
Monkey pu***?
One of my friends (yep, got one) sent me that link in 2006… I remembered it just this moanin!
Funny while muted.
Funnier with sound.
What in the hell was that 3rd monkey trying to do???
Why are you asking me?
I personally thought #3 was going for a little bit of brown-eye stimulation, but monkey-ball grabbing is within the realm of possibility.
I watched this years ago and it is still just as funny.
It reminds me of the time my puppy cold nosed me while the ex wife and i were being intimate. He cracked pelvis healed eventually.
my puppy cold nosed me
that’s funnier than the original video. hilarious !
my puppy cold nosed me
that’s funnier than the original video. hilarious !
I cant remember if that was before or after he gave me a midnight rimjob while I was sleeping. Sadly that story is also true
If I ever do a race in your city, remind me not to ask for a place to stay. 
If I ever do a race in your city, remind me not to ask for a place to stay.
lol well its not like I put a request in for the RJ. That was many moons ago and he has since passed. Strangely it wasn’t by my hand from one to many intrusions on my exit.
Another true story. I came home one day and my then wife said to me “poor guy, the girl pup is in heat and hes walking around just humping the air. I felt so bad I iced his balls for him to calm him down”
On a stack of Bibles that’s a true story. Its no wonder he was joining in all of the time. its sounds like she was reading the karma Sutra to him while I was away.
And yes I did complain about the lack of ice for myself.
stomach hurts for laughing!
Another true story. I came home one day and my then wife said to me “poor guy, the girl pup is in heat and hes walking around just humping the air. I felt so bad I iced his balls for him to calm him down”
LOL! Actually hurt myself laughing so hard. No disrespect, but your wife sounds like a party and a half.
Another true story. I came home one day and my then wife said to me “poor guy, the girl pup is in heat and hes walking around just humping the air. I felt so bad I iced his balls for him to calm him down”
LOL! Actually hurt myself laughing so hard. No disrespect, but your wife sounds like a party and a half.
Ex wife so feel free to mock her. I have some great stories about her. Ill PM you one so as not to polute the board but heres one I can share.
Another thing she thought was funny was to hold a big stuffed cat and the poor horny boy pup would come over and hump it. She wasnt doing it to be mean to him but actually beleived it would make him feel better.
She spent an afternoon doing this because she felt it would make him feel better but I guess she never put it in human terms and what it would do to a man. Well it was all fun and games until I got home and she was showing me her method of trying to calm him down when suddenly he unleashed some pupgoo on the giant stuffed cat.
Another thing she thought was funny was to hold a big stuffed cat and the poor horny boy pup would come over and hump it. She wasnt doing it to be mean to him but actually beleived it would make him feel better.
She spent an afternoon doing this because she felt it would make him feel better but I guess she never put it in human terms and what it would do to a man. Well it was all fun and games until I got home and she was showing me her method of trying to calm him down when suddenly he unleashed some pupgoo on the giant stuffed cat.
The woman is a TREASURE! How did you let her get away? I have not laughed harder this year. (Tears and side cramps from the imagery.)
LMFAO!!!
Fred.