WADA Anouces major investigation

WADA ( World Anti Doping Association) has announced the launching of a major investigation. Comments such as “indisputable proof”, “undeniable physical evidence” have been thrown about. The “suspects” are one of the top teams in the world. “It is unimaginable” said the source, who asked to remain unnamed for the time being.

The team leader, spoke for his team mates at the news conference. " I can’t believe this witch hunt, we come here every year to do our job as best we can". Nobody wants to believe we succeed because of hard work and dedication. Everyone says “no one can do what they do”, or “how can that be possible?” We spend countless hours surveying the route and preparing for this event. I personnaly started this years preparations the day after last years event ended. Spectators see the pulls that Donner and Blitzen make and can’t believe it. I have seen the hours and miles of work these two great competitors put in. All it takes is hard work, dedication, and some of Dr. F’s orange juice and my guys are ready to go. Just ignore that glowing nose. It’s genetic.

nvm im an idiot.

I always wondered how they did it. Oh the shame. How will I ever tell my little girl.

Cheech and Chong broke this news years ago…“a little magic powder for Santa, a little for the reindeer, a little more for Santa…”.