It’s about that time of year that the “to shave, or not to shave” threads come up since race season is just about done and we have nothing better to do than argue about nonsense like rotating weight, clincher vs tubular, flat coke recipes and correct squatting positions during the morning “evacuation”. To that end, here is a fantastic review on Amazon.com for Veet Shaving Creme for Men. If you can finish reading this without literally laughing out loud then you are either rehearsing your lies for your upcoming debate tonight, or you have ice running through your veins.
Well, I should be a ninja or something because being able to hold in the laughter while crying my eyes out in the office here was a skill I had no idea was available to be. That was one insanely funny review.
On another note my first and only attempt to use Nair for Men didn’t go too well. It was all over my chest and I guess I didn’t read the directions about not getting it on the nips. The stink was unbearable and then it felt like Hulk Hogan was giving me a titty twister on my right. I quickly washed it all off and mr. righty hurt all night long. The next morning I had a sprint tri and righty bled during the run, which hurt like heck. My nips are never sensitive - never had to do the band-aid thing. I drove home without a shirt on holding the seat belt away from the damaged area. That sucked.
OMG this is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time! Thanks atomic, good find.
So yeah, is this the time of year to talk about shaving? It’s the time of year I start thinking about backing off of shaving to grow just a little bit of a winter coat for warmth.
So glad I didn’t crack this one open during this afternoon’s conf call. Mute works when they’re across the country but not across the aisle. I’ll stick to Bic, thank you.
Oh. My. God. I’m glad no one else was home while I was reading this. I had to take copious reading breaks… I haven’t laughed this hard or loud at something in a long time. Thank you.