For those times you must wear briefs? What’s your brand and why? For all purpose use.
I go commando 99% of the time…if not, I use the long legged Calvin Klein ones…comfy and the chicks dig em. Kinda get a wedgie but if you are a “good wiper” like me and keep things clean and maintain well you dont need to worry about the maid puking on your skid marks (hey, these things need to be worried about).
Comando!
I prefer the minimalist commanche brand…
;^>
Just say no to briefs of any sort…boxers or nothing, take your pick…
prodige boxer-briefs.
close fitting, comfortable, cheap. (costco/priceclub)
My preferred:
My ‘Johnson’ has made no complaints.
Episode #90: The Chinese Woman
JERRY
So listen…
KRAMER
I’m goin’ through this stuff like water… Who you talkin’ to?
ELAINE
He’s on with a Chinese woman.
KRAMER
Oooo, ooooo. You know, I dig Asian women.
ELAINE
You got a… comfort problem there?
KRAMER
Yeah, I think these Jockeys shrunk.
ELAINE
I thought you wore silk underwear.
KRAMER
No. Well, you know, I wore 'em for about a month but I couldn’t stay with it. Yeah, I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house.
ELAINE
That’s nice.
Listen, Kramer, you know, if you ever want to have kids you shouldn’t wear briefs. Boxers are much better for your sperm count.
KRAMER
Sperm count?
Well how many ssssperm should I have?
ELAINE
A lot.
JERRY
I got a date!
ELAINE
With the Chinese woman?!
JERRY
She knew who I was! She saw me in a club one time! My first date ever with the Pacific Rim. I’m very excited.
KRAMER
Jerry. Did ya ever have your sperm count checked?
JERRY
No, why should I? I wear boxers.
KRAMER
You ever get a woman pregnant?
JERRY
I’m sorry, Kramer. Those records are permanently sealed…
KRAMER
What would you say if I told you, “I never impregnated a woman”?
JERRY
Really? You never slipped one past the goalie in all these years??.. Boy, I’m surprised. You’ve slept with a lot of women, I–
KRAMER
A lot of 'em!
Do you think maybe I’m… Depleted!!!
JERRY
Well, I’m sure you’re not… Totally Depleted.
KRAMER
Well, but what if I am? I’m the last male Kramer! We’re facing extinction!
JERRY
Well, go to a fertility clinic. Have your sperm count checked.
KRAMER
Yeah, but then I’d have to… well, you know… into a cup? In the middle of the day??
ELAINE
Does that conflict with your regular schedule?
DOCTOR
The results of your sperm test are in. Well, ummm… Are you planning to start a family?
KRAMER
Yes! I would like to! Very much!.. Well, I’m low, now, aren’t I? I ca–I can feel it!..
DOCTOR
Yes, I’m afraid you’re a little low.
KRAMER
Ohhh. Man!! It’s over! The Kramer name is finished! I’m never goin’ to procreate! I–
DOCTOR
Hey–that’s not necessarily true. There are measures you can take to improve your fertility.
KRAMER
All right, all right. What. What. You tell me; I’ll do anything. Come
on, Doc, tell me.
DOCTOR
First thing: you should wear boxer shorts.
KRAMER
All the time?
DOCTOR
All the time. Ya have to get off Jockeys right away.
KRAMER
Yeah, but I’ve always worn Jockeys.
KRAMER comes in. he’s got a pile of underwear in his hands.]
KRAMER
Here. Take my Jockey shorts.
ELAINE
Whoa! Whoa!
JERRY
What is that?!!
KRAMER
Look, you gotta help me. I have to get off Jockey shorts.
JERRY
Wha–you have a low sperm count?
KRAMER
Very low! Come on, Jerry. Take 'em.
JERRY
Nnnoo–I don’t want 'em.
KRAMER
Jerry, look! You gotta help me! I can’t have 'em near me! If I have one pair in my house, I’m gonna wear them!
JERRY
Look! I don’t want 'em!
KRAMER
All it takes is one pair! Now, come on!
JERRY
I’m not gonna be able to sleep if those are in the house!
KRAMER
Boxers! How do you wear these things!! Look at that–they’re baggin’ up, they’re rising in! An’ there’s nothing holding me in place! I’m flippin’! I’m floppin’!
KRAMER
What am I gonna do!? Jerry! I’m goin’ crazy in these things!
JERRY
Well. I’m gonna have to move now.
KRAMER
Oh, hey! Elaine, I just heard that Noreen and Paul are breaking up. I want you to put in a good word for me. I’ve always had a thing for Noreen.
ELAINE
Oh, Kramer. You don’t understand. This could be my fault.
KRAMER
Well, if she’s available now, I’m not gonna let her slip through my fingers this time. Nooope.
JERRY
Well it looks like you’ve adjusted to the boxers…
KRAMER
Wellll, I wouldn’t go as far as that.
JERRY
You went back to the Jockeys?
KRAMER
Wrong again.
JERRY
Oh, no.
ELAINE
What? What?..
JERRY
Don’t you see what’s goin’ on here??? … No boxers, no Jockeys…
ELAINE
Eeaawww…
JERRY
The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine…
JERRY
Kramer, say it isn’t so.
KRAMER
Oh, it be so. I’m out there, Jerry, an’ I’m lllovin’ every minute of it!!!
JERRY
Don’t you need a little… help?
KRAMER
Surprisingly, no. I’m freee, I’m unfettered…
I’m like a naked innocent boy rrroamin’ the countryside!!
KRAMER
Hey, Jerry! Guess what! The Kramer name might live on! Noreen’s late! She’s laaate!!
I’m a boxer man, myself
3 weeks ago I was in a light fixture store picking out light for the new house. They had a rooom towards the back with some artwork. One of the pieces was “a Kramer” for $150-ish…
I’m slowing approaching the point where it will be a moral obligation to buy it… You my friend are already there. 
I don’t have this …
But I DO have this …
If you want it:
Sanford House of Lights, Sanford NC (919) 774-1044.
One of the PH.d history guys at the Army Staff College has one hung in his office. probably the only place my wife would let me hang it too.
I had a Hendrix poster years ago, albiet not that same one. I’ll pass on the Kramer though.
I am totally addicted to Patagonia Capilene Boxers. They are the most comfortable boxers available hands down. Seriously, you have to try them!
Though, my wife thinks I’m nuts that I replaced my whole drawer at $29.00 a pop! But I figure she pays at least $35.00 or so for a Victoria’s Secret bra/pantie set… Why can’t I have my comfort?!
Hands down. MUNSINGWEAR KANGAROO POUCH. I’ve been using them for 40 yrs.
The ‘pouch’ is bigger then all other brands and the fly is n=horizontal, so your ‘member’ doesn’t slip out when you’re walking around. They last forever. They don’t squeeze your ‘boyz.’
Try Sears.
My Dad and brothers all wear them. We almost went apoplectic when we couldn’t find them a few years back. Jockey now makes a similar one, but they don’lt alst as well. I found some made by Hanes (one of their ‘classics’) a fw years ago. they work fine, but I can’t find them anymore.
well, if your wife told you that it’s only 35.00 for bras and panties at Victoria’s Secret…
oops, nevermind. I can’t violate the secret art of deceiving men about the things women buy and how much they really cost…lol.
example, me, tonight: “Look honey, I got new high heels! Aren’t they pretty? (model them with tight pants or skirt–a great distraction technique). I got them on SALE!”
reality: these heels are do damn killer I paid 250 for them. The sale was all in my imagination and just to make it seem justified.
meow,
kittycat
usual rules, kc…pics or it didn’t happen! -
send me a camera and I’ll send you any pics you want. like I said I don’t even own one…plus I’m a little shy…so, I tend to hide under the chairs until I feel safe.
meow.
Great answer!
Especially as you don’t say, categorically, no…
I would wager that for every $1 I’ve spent on underwear for myself (2Xist and Calvin Klein) I have spent $200 on underwear for women.
It never fails, you meet a girl- start going out with her and she hasn’t got a decent set of knickers or even a matching brassiere. You buy them $2G’s worth of proper drawers, get them to stop wearing those awful pantyhose and put on some proper stockings and they wind up stuffed under some other guy’s mattress.
No more.
La Perla, Ultimo, Rigby & Peller, Le Jaby, etc… They have owned me. I wish I owned them. I certainly have paid for them.
“Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it’s not just the uniform. It’s the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.
points to the soldier next to him
Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it.”