I’m browsing the internet today for some Christmas ideas and on the Sharper Image site I see this product:
The “LOVEHANDLER.” It absolutely cracks me up, probably because my mind is always in the gutter and i’ll admit i’m a little immature. At any rate, i’m curious how this machine works? Anyone?
Umm, ah, well, it handles your love… quite obviously.
So I take it you and Sarah have one of these “devices” at the Demerly residence?
shouldn’t it really have a picture of some sweaty fat dude? 
Hey how much are those…
$249.95 for the “LoveHandler”, but i’m not sure how much additional for the hot fitness model…another 50 bucks? maybe?