Trump’s hands - post your theories

I’m not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

I think he touched Melania and got frostbite.

What’s your theory? Go…

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I’m not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

I think he touched Melania and got frostbite.

What’s your theory? Go…

Someone gave him a sharpie and told him it would wash off …

drn92

Forgot his golf gloves
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^^^
This
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The first outward signs of the dreaded covfefe.

It’s all there. Tan in a can.

Stigmata. The fucking evangelicals were right after all!

Too funny, was just watching the evening news and they show the clip where this photo was taken from. They did not mention the hand though, guess that is for the pundits tomorrow, and of course the socials will be going crazy…

E Jean Carroll still gets him excited?

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Forgot his golf gloves

Perhaps… but you think he might learn.

The last time he unintentionally went a round without a glove this happened:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/14/Eric_trump.jpg

A dry, angry wank thinking about Carroll?

He shook Steve Bannon’s hand.

Or…

https://i.imgur.com/UwZt6ss.jpg

Ketchup splatter.

Ketchup splatter.

I was going to say dried ketchup.

Needs to relax his grip on his putter …

Just checking the year end financials. Lotta red ink.

Incredibly low testosterone based on the little stubby ring finger compared to his index finger.

Some guys who are compensating buy a Corvette. This guy decides to destroy a fucking country.

Hand spurs.

Forgot his golf gloves

No, Trump doesn’t wear a glove on his right hand. Left only. He probably should though.