Trump golden sneakers and wrist watches

Listening to ESPN radio this morning and learned that Trump is peddling wrist watches and golden sneakers to commemorate his upcoming presidency.
Thankfully at the end of each commercial they stated these are not for investment purposes as I was about to load up on a bunch of sneakers and watches for my retirement plan.

pfft the real money is in the NFT trading cards

I think I read that you can have a chance to pray with him for $1,000.

And how about the Trump guitar?

The article is being kind to call it a $500 guitar. It’s a piece crap that the Trumpers are going to get stuck with, thinking they are making an investment

Even after Gibson filed a cease and desist order, Trump going on selling them. Once a small time crook, always a small time crook!

It is $100,000. He doesn’t want any poor people praying with him.

I’d be worried about being hit by lightning. He should pay me.