A coworker of mine pointed out that triathletes (especially Ironman) are very similar to fighter pilots. So we came up with a few modified jokes. Anyone else know some good ones?
Q. How do you know your date with a triathlete is half over? A. He says “but enough about me - wanna hear about my bike?”
Q: How do you know if there is a triathlete at your party? A: He’ll tell you.
Q: What’s the difference between God and an Ironman? A: God doesn’t think he’s an Ironman.
Q: Who thinks triathletes are cool?
jyeager
December 16, 2010, 9:01pm
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I like it.
Now we need some that make fun of adult men that wear spandex (wanna be superheroes?), and something about shaving legs.
LOL! Now all we need is a good joke about compression socks.
I like it.
Now we need some that make fun of adult men that wear spandex (wanna be superheroes?), and something about shaving legs.
its way too early for the shaved legs bit…wait till Spring…
cheers
Thom
December 16, 2010, 11:13pm
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Q: Who thinks triathletes are cool?
If there’s anything I’ve learned on ST, it’s that this isn’t true.
Thom
RCope
December 17, 2010, 12:15am
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I think I read this one in another thread. Sorry I can’t remember who to give the credit to.
Q: How many Ironman triathletes does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, he holds the bulb up to the socket and the world revolves around him.
kmowlam
December 17, 2010, 12:18am
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Driving around last week, and my 8 yr old daughter sees a car sticker that has 88.1 on it (The Promise) for local radio station.
She tells me “that is a funny distance for a race”
A transvestite friend of mine has just decided to give up triathlon. He wasn’t experiencing enough drag on the bike!
Later!
Brian
SMp
December 19, 2010, 2:17am
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How many triathletes have have competed in the America’s Cup. None, cant fit one of them dang boats in a wind tunnel.
Q. Why do roadies never wave at triathetes?
A. They don’t want them to crash when they take their hand off the aero bar when waving back.
MikayP
December 19, 2010, 6:07am
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I think I read this one in another thread. Sorry I can’t remember who to give the credit to.
Q: How many Ironman triathletes does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, he holds the bulb up to the socket and the world revolves around him.
thats the best one imo, i laughed pretty good
Ha, I was mentioning a couple of these to my coworker, and he said you could make the same joke about fighter pilots! Seriously!
I am definitely a triathlete joke!
Sorry, I’ll try to come up with a funnier one.
Driving around last week, and my 8 yr old daughter sees a car sticker that has 88.1 on it (The Promise) for local radio station.
She tells me “that is a funny distance for a race”
LOL!
Danielg
December 19, 2010, 11:46am
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Y’know, as a pilot I’m wondering if I can find a hobby that has different jokes.
How do you tell a triathlete at the pool?
Needs a bag to carry all the gear* poolside, then commences to flail wildly down the pool through self-generated white turbulence.
*including a stack of pennies for counting laps
