Today's LR Reading Comprehension Test

Here’s a quick test for you. Read the story and answer the question below.

See Spot.
Spot is a dog.
See Spot run.
Run Spot run!

Question (choose the best answer):

a) Spot is a cat that is walking.
b) Spot is a bird that is flying.
c) Spot is a dog that is running.
d) Spot is a racist, misogynist, homophobic, Trump supporter who thinks laws only apply to Democrats.

Spot is not a bird or a cat.

Spot was not running, he was being told to run.

D of course…

I can’t answer because I stopped reading after “spot is a dog”.

#allpetsmatter

Spot needs to check his dog privilege. Why do dogs get special parks and beaches?
Why do only dogs get to be service animals?
Why do dogs get to sit on drivers lap in a car?

I reject your reality and choose my own.

the answer is “seven”.

Here’s a quick test for you. Read the story and answer the question below.

See Spot.
Spot is a dog.
See Spot run.
Run Spot run!

Question (choose the best answer):

a) Spot is a cat that is walking.
b) Spot is a bird that is flying.
c) Spot is a dog that is running.
d) Spot is a racist, misogynist, homophobic, Trump supporter who thinks laws only apply to Democrats.

Woof

Is there a LR Punctuation Test too? Specifically, regarding use of apostrophes?

Here’s a quick test for you. Read the story and answer the question below.

See Spot.
Spot is a dog.
See Spot run.
Run Spot run!

Question (choose the best answer):

a) Spot is a cat that is walking.
b) Spot is a bird that is flying.
c) Spot is a dog that is running.
d) Spot is a racist, misogynist, homophobic, Trump supporter who thinks laws only apply to Democrats.

Sounds like Spot feels misunderstood and needs a hug.

Spot is running because he just peed on the damn rug. BAD DOG! LOOK AT THE SPOT ON THE RUG! (and that is how Spot got his name)

The “dog” you refer to as “Spot” self identifies as a unique creature most closely resembling a cross between a Leopard gecko and Brown-throated sloth. It’s preferred personal pronoun is ve and would appreciate it if you called vis Rhonda.

and Rhonda doesn’t run.

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Is there a LR Punctuation Test too? Specifically, regarding use of apostrophes?

Not sure what your talking about. My OP looks fine to me.

Spot did not run the full 26.2 distance. Spot needs a hug.

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Spot is not a bird or a cat.

Spot was not running, he was being told to run.

D of course…

Actualy, Spot was running. As in, “See Spot run”.

Question (choose the best answer):

a) Spot is a cat that is walking.
b) Spot is a bird that is flying.
c) Spot is a dog that is running.
d) Spot is a racist, misogynist, homophobic, Trump supporter who thinks laws only apply to Democrats.

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The internet scares me.

call me a postmodernist, but i read spot’s story differently.

is there an option in which spot runs because he’s a butthurt snowflake who’s looking to have his victimhood validated?

We know that Spot isn’t a hipster millenial. They don’t run.

Spot is not a bird or a cat.

Spot was not running, he was being told to run.

D of course…

Actualy, Spot was running. As in, “See Spot run”.

Spot does not run, he walks briskly. The OP just thought he was running.