The Tesla parody thread

Apparently, Musk’s latest nazi antics (and his doubling down on the stupidity on twitter) has pissed off a lot of (former) tesla fans. But their dark humor has been priceless, especially with the release of the weakly-refreshed model Y. So, why not have a thread with some of these Elon/tesla/nazi jokes. fyi, these below are not mine, but from the interwebs:

“They’ve replaced Ludicrous mode with Blitzkrig mode. Or Fuherious mode.”

“Do you have to use arm signals instead turn indicators?”

“Berlin to Warsaw in one charge!”

“Never use tesla’s lane keep assist, it will drag you to the far right.”

“The next new tesla will be the Model SS.”

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Tesla headlights aren’t called “right” or “left”; they’re called “Western Front” and “Eastern Front”

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:grin:

not bad!

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Thanks - I watched a lot of Hogan’s Heroes when I was a kid

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Either way, it turns on its axis.

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I did Nazi that coming.

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These are all great. For me, nothing yet tops calling Cyber Trucks “Deploreans.”

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Jokes aside, it’s at 115 p/e and orders fell 2% last year (40% in Germany) and a lot of people may own this stock in 401/trap etc without knowing it. When looking at the math the company itself should be worth maybe 20x p/e or les than 100$……what am I missing?

Maurice

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How do you call for a Tesla taxi?

Heil a cab.

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Also, the left turn signal does not work, so they just take the third right.

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SNL yesterday distinguished between Musk and real Nazis by pointing out that the Nazis actually made good cars.

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It’s a car that will turn heads when you go to your favorite Italian restaurant for musselslini in garlic white wine broth.

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BMWs are fast
Porsches are faster
Teslas are fascist

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How to INSTANLY devalue your Tesla? Hit a lark.

Thank you to whomever changed the thread title back.

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The Voltswagon doesn’t really measure up.

As a defender of the constitution, it is my civil duty to keep this going.

Ads like this sure ain’t gonna help tesla’s sales:
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8 months ago Tesla shareholders re-approved Musk’s $50bn pay package, 2 months ago Musk was still litigating to get it. At some point there has to be a push to remove him, I would think, it’s pretty dizzying.

You would think.

But l believe Musk hand-picked the tesla board. So, it might be a while.

Word is they’re pulling hard to the right…

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