The real fear of strippers, a bunnyman institute report

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After looking at the whole thread about a man getting concerned about his girlfriend hiring the strippers for a hen night/divorce party/retirement party/milestone birthday/let’s hire strippers for the hell of it night/etc., I have taken this problem to the laboratory and the field. I have over three hundred subjects that I can survey.

Here is what I have found:

a) Both men and women like to see strippers. This only applies if the people participating in the ritual are not objected to it from a moral/religious point of view, or if the stripper is reasonably attractive.

b) Women get turned on by strippers just like men, they just don’t admit to it. I don’t care what any of you say, just admit it. I talk to a variety of people, and know their deepest secrets and peope level with me because they see me as a non-judgmental person. Yes, it has been admitted to me several times.

c) Some men and women just can’t bear the thought of their significant other seeing someone else naked, getting turned on by someone else, having someone else tease them sexually, rub their naked body all over them, or stuff dollar (or bigger denominations) down a G-string. Face it, we all fantasise about someone else, just a stripper is a real live person making the fantasy a bit more real. Get a little self-confidence, go see some strippers yourself.

d) Most people see a party with strippers as good, clean fun. It is, plain and simple. I have only heard tall tales about sexual things happening at stag nights, etc.; I plain think that those are JUST tall tales.

e) I will admit that women hire strippers to sometimes embarass their guest of honour, but they also can’t wait to see him in his G. The only time it’s truly for laughs only if it is an ugly strip-o-gramme.

I will admit that (at one time) I had a little thing about the women in my life seeing strippers. I only thought that single and newly divorcing people should see them. My ex forbade me from going to stag nights or even getting an issue of Playboy, so I had thought that was the way it was between marrieds.

But after analising this myself, I have become a changed person. I don’t particularly want to see a hen hight myself, but it’s okay to me for my wife to see them as she has no jealousy issues with me going to a strip club myself. She has no issue with me looking at Playboy magazine, going to nudie bars, or renting pornographic videos. She has even taken me to a strip club to show me that it’s okay. She even got a good laugh out of the way that the dancers fawn over me while I am there, and had an even bigger laugh when she bought me a table dance. I know that even though I do not have a 52" chest and a 26" waist, I am really the only one that she wants. She knows that even though I frequently watch one dancer that can put her legs behind her head, I only want my wife. I don’t care that there is a hawaiian who has long, dark hair and very large arms that she has stuffed multiple dollar bills down his draws. She don’t care about me going to the Hustler Club to see an adult film star’s show. It is all cool. And when we go to a strip club where there are both men and women stripping, we have a fantastic night when we get home.

The end result of my research: get looser about the strippers, go see a few, but don’t become a VIP like I have. I could buy a Colnago C-50 with full Record and ADA wheels for what I have spent to become a VIP (just kidding- I am not a VIP). It’s a good thing.

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I, for one, would love it if my wife would go see a male review with her friends, come home drunk, wake me up, and …ah, ahh, AHHH! Oops!

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Wow, I seriously thought this was a post about paint strippers or people who habitually strip bolts on their bikes…

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I can will cover these in another thread.

For Paint strippers, it will be called: The naked truth about getting your steed naked.

For threads, it will be called: Male or female: why stripping is bad, how to prevent it, and how to cure male and female stripping.

I usually stay away from the political threads, but after some conversations about thie guy getting his knickers in a twist about his girlfriend hiring strippers, I thought that a provocative thread about my findings would be fun for the forum.

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You and your wife should go to a place where both men and women perform. See if you two can keep from doing it in the parking lot…

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“I usually stay away from the political threads, but after some conversations about thie guy getting his knickers in a twist about his girlfriend hiring strippers, I thought that a provocative thread about my findings would be fun for the forum.”

Where in that thread did that “guy” ever state that his girlfriend hired strippers?

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He said in his second or third post in that thread that his girlfriend was in charge of getting the strippers.

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I would say more like having the waiter stick the porterhouse right under your nose, force it upon your tongue, then when you get out your knife to cut off a piece, then yanks it away and says “how’s about 'nother dollar for the other side of this plate?”
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Wow…I missed that line…guess I thought it was a sig…Sure puts a different spin on things…

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“Strippers” … isn’t that Latin for “expensive Hard On”?

People’s fear froim strippers come from their own lack of confidence and the mistrust of their partner.

If you’re confident that you fulfill your partner’s needs, and you’re trusting that they are loyal, you have nothing to fear. There are people like this.

I think for quite a few folks it comes down to “why does your spouse desire another man’s ass and balls in her face”? Or if that behavior is “right”? That’s individual.

I think for many, watching an adult movie while having sex and trying a few different things is more appealing than strippers. It also ends in a better way.

Again, I’ve been to more than my share of strip clubs, and all I left with was an empty wallet and a bulging front-left pocket, and a slight buzz from the mandatory drinks.

Now, what do strippers fear? Well the ones that are bright enough to go to college (rare) fear the baseball team from their college coming in, spotting them, taking turns of laps dances, seeing them in class the next day, waving, wisteling, oogling, etc … turns out many strippers aren’t as proud of their “great” job as they say. To each their own, we were young so we were obnoxious.

Now … if I wanna see a stripper … I’ll just watch a short video, and run go flush $20 (or more) down the toilet. Saves me the trouble of getting dressed up, and breathing the fat guy’s cigars all night.

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That’s your opinion about stuffing $20 down the toilet. I look at it much like I do gambling or even doing a race: it’s an amusement. What constitutes amusement comes down to an individual. What’s the difference between getting a little dance at a table and getting a free T-shirt and the adoration of the volunteers? I like to engage in both racing and going to strip clubs. I prefer to race more than I do going to strip clubs, not that I feel any need to justify doing either.

Watching an adult movie while having sex is another way to have fun, for certain. All forms of adult entertainment contribute to a healthy sex life, in my opinion. The only way I do see going to strip clubs as a hindrance is when it becomes the only way that a person gets turned on. This can apply to adult movies and adult magazines, as well.

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bunny,

I agree with almost all of your points, except:

"d) Most people see a party with strippers as good, clean fun. It is, plain and simple. I have only heard tall tales about sexual things happening at stag nights, etc.; I plain think that those are JUST tall tales. "

My brief ‘exposure’ to strippers includes a close friend’s male bachelor party where the groom was ‘orally-serviced’ in the middle of the hall floor, with his father and father-in-law in attendance, and then later ‘fully-serviced’ at his house by the same stripper, at the arrangement of his brother, in full view of party-goers. Needless to say, he is now divorced…(names withheld to protect the guilty)

So those fears are not always unfounded.

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That’s your opinion about stuffing $20 down the toilet.

Of course it is. Somebody has to type my opinion … might as well be me.

There was a time when “money on strippers” was “money well spent”. People change. Situations change. Perspectives change.

I used to say the same thing about strippers & college. Then the more clubs I went to , the more I realised that too often stripping is not the glamour job it’s made up to be by the few that have something to do after the stripping is done. Of course the nicer strip clubs are going to have the smarters, best looking strippers … but those clubs are outnumbered 10 to 1 (if not worse).

In college towns (or most likely towns 20 miles away from college towns) educated strippers can be found.