or is this supposed to be suggestive?
I thought Temu is like an online TJ Maxx.
Yes, it’s your filthy mind. And yes, it’s supposed to be suggestive, to appeal to your filthy mind, which probably isn’t much different than most people’s filthy minds, which is why it makes for a corporately sensible marketing strategy.
Now go wash your brain out with soap, you degenerate.
I thought Temu was a scam. I get the unsolicited ads and their products are ridiculously cheap. So much so that I thought they were fishing for my credit card info.
i have a ridiculously filthy mind but only find the ring and girl in pink suggestive. What are you seeing in the others, apart from hole in one?
I’m reading L to R, top to bottom. I don’t get the tent reference but the middle right photo looks suggestive of a photo taken by the woman holding the phone, as does the diamond ring.
Think before and after?
So “I made a hole in one” coupled with a young woman shot from the back in a vaguely come-hither pose with a ring that at first glance resembles a butt plug isn’t enough?
Oooh.
The tent is where she made the “wardrobe change” and took the photo.
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You guys are focusing on the wrong picture - I want one of those sick phones with the camera taking up 30% of the screen.
Is Temu just the new Alibaba with even shittier products?
nah the tent is her pregnant belly requiring the shotgun engagement between butt cheeks
I thought Temu was the new Wish.com?
The extra time you spent gazing upon this fertile field of perversion counts as “increased user engagement” as a formal advertising metric.
Here in NZ where we don’t have Amazon, Temu is HUGE.
That’s how I can get my wife to try a butt plug. Make sure that it is covered with diamonds. She just laughs at the one that has a deer tail on it.
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I bought one about a year ago to prank my coworker. We park in the physician’s lot at the front of the hospital, so when his shift ended at 7pm his 4Runner had a new hood ornament that had been there since about 8am.
It’s his profile photo in my contacts now.
Maybe my questionable shopping history explains the ads I’m constantly peppered with?
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Sure. “Hey Sphere. What is that butt plug doing in your gym bag?” “Oh. Oh, nothing. I uh, I uh bought it to pull a prank on someone. Yeah, I bought it as a prank.”
“Then why does it look so used?”
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It’s the 2nd most popular shopping app in the US, behind Amazon.