Tell us your story?

I just registered for the Whistler Half this summer. First registration for a WTC race in five+ years. The ‘Tell us your story’ box is now a required entry? What the fuck? Now I can only do a triathlon if I have a story to tell about it? I can’t just go out for no other reason than to get sweaty? When did that requirement come on? I entered ‘No story’.

Everyone who does the ultimate physical challenge of a triathlon has a story…
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Paste in the opening monologue from the A-Team.

Edit: actually can I just quote your post and use that for my next registration?

Funny story… My 19 year old son races and I saw what he filled in the Tell Us Your Story box recently. “once upon a time, a can of whoop ass was opened”… Cracked me up