Taylor Phinney just broke his leg. Or, I'm a gullible chump

No joke… his twitter says broken femur. What rotten news after an amazing performance at Track Worlds.

http://twitter.com/taylorphinney

is this a terrible April fools joke?

unfortunately not. he was out for a training ride in Belgium, crashed, and apparently broke his femur. serious bummer for a rapidly rising star.

unfortunately not. he was out for a training ride in Belgium, crashed, and apparently broke his femur. serious bummer for a rapidly rising star.

I’ll believe it when it’s NOT April first…or, do you somehow have independent corroboration of something he only tweeted about 15 minutes ago?

hmmm… good point. It is kind of late over there for a training ride.

Maybe I’ve been duped? Actually… I hope so.

unfortunately not. he was out for a training ride in Belgium, crashed, and apparently broke his femur. serious bummer for a rapidly rising star.
Hrm. I’m not buying it.

In the first place, if the femur breaks, the person is in incredible pain because the quads/hams pretty much displace the femur and shorten the leg. You have to get the person in a hare traction splint, otherwise they are just in agony. Second, unless something really weird happened, it wouldn’t be a “small training crash”. Plus, he’d probably be going by ambulance, not the guy in the VW behind them.

I really hope I’m right. A broken femur would seriously suck.

HAH!!! I was right! He just tweeted april fools. :smiley: :smiley:
John

that phucker!

:slight_smile:

unfortunately not. he was out for a training ride in Belgium, crashed, and apparently broke his femur. serious bummer for a rapidly rising star.

I’ll believe it when it’s NOT April first…or, do you somehow have independent corroboration of something he only tweeted about 15 minutes ago?
funny–anyone who’s ever broke a bone knows how long it takes to get a freakin’ x-ray! hint: it’s not 15 minutes…

that phucker!

:slight_smile:
Heh…phooled you good. :smiley:

I’d have probably bought it too if I didn’t know EMS stuff. :wink:

John

unfortunately not. he was out for a training ride in Belgium, crashed, and apparently broke his femur. serious bummer for a rapidly rising star.
Hrm. I’m not buying it.

In the first place, if the femur breaks, the person is in incredible pain because the quads/hams pretty much displace the femur and shorten the leg. You have to get the person in a hare traction splint, otherwise they are just in agony. Second, unless something really weird happened, it wouldn’t be a “small training crash”. Plus, he’d probably be going by ambulance, not the guy in the VW behind them.

I really hope I’m right. A broken femur would seriously suck.

HAH!!! I was right! He just tweeted april fools. :smiley: :smiley:
John

Also, consider mechanism of injury. Any bicycle crash severe enough to break a femur will most likely have caused other critical injuries. Enough so you probably wouldn’t be able to tweet about it for a bit!

-Kevin (former EMT too)

I wouldn’t do any April’s fools like that if I were him…that’s the kind of stuff that comes back to bite you in the butt.

unfortunately not. he was out for a training ride in Belgium, crashed, and apparently broke his femur. serious bummer for a rapidly rising star.
Hrm. I’m not buying it.

In the first place, if the femur breaks, the person is in incredible pain because the quads/hams pretty much displace the femur and shorten the leg. You have to get the person in a hare traction splint, otherwise they are just in agony. Second, unless something really weird happened, it wouldn’t be a “small training crash”. Plus, he’d probably be going by ambulance, not the guy in the VW behind them.

I really hope I’m right. A broken femur would seriously suck.

HAH!!! I was right! He just tweeted april fools. :smiley: :smiley:
John

Also, consider mechanism of injury. Any bicycle crash severe enough to break a femur will most likely have caused other critical injuries. Enough so you probably wouldn’t be able to tweet about it for a bit!

-Kevin (former EMT too)
Yeah, I thought about that, and figured if it was true, maybe he caught a road railing at just the wrong angle, or something like that. Just something really weird. But it def wouldn’t be a “minor” crash. You break your femur, you KNOW you are f’ked up.

John

Too many former EMTs here.

Awful hard to break the largest bone in the human body. Pretty impressive if you do.

-Jot “just got the cert for general knowledge”