If I do a 70.3 next year, can I get half a tattoo?
Yes, but only on your Forehead, so your fellow KFC patrons can snigger 'hey look at that guy, he’s only half an Ironman’.
Or just get the outline and fill it in if you do a full.
That way, you look like a real ironman to normal folks, but little do they know that you’re just the shell of a shallow, insecure man.
What if I get 70.3 in an oval, like a bumper sticker? I can have that tattooed to my ass, right next to my Darwin Fish…
What if I get 70.3 in an oval, like a bumper sticker? I can have that tattooed to my ass, right next to my Darwin Fish…
I ran into a douchebag at the pool this summer with the IMDot tattoo in red covering his entire ass cheek.
I googled “half ironman tattoo”. I did not realize this was actually a thing.
Didn’t realize it was April 1st in Canada today
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I googled “half ironman tattoo”. I did not realize this was actually a thing.
It is like the Darwin awards isn’t it?
every day is April 1st to me…
You gotta hand it to Ironman though. When a significant number of your target audience is wearing Ironman branded clothing from head to toe, peppering their cars with Ironman stickers & badges, & permanently marking their body with your logo, that must be branding nirvana.
You gotta hand it to Ironman though. When a significant number of your target audience is wearing Ironman branded clothing from head to toe, peppering their cars with Ironman stickers & badges, & permanently marking their body with your logo, that must be branding nirvana.
This…
Only if its on your lower back, surrounded by the flowers you saw while riding the bike
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I hope there are flowers on the bike course. I like flowers. They’re pretty.
You gotta hand it to Ironman though. When a significant number of your target audience is wearing Ironman branded clothing from head to toe, peppering their cars with Ironman stickers & badges, & permanently marking their body with your logo, that must be branding nirvana.
They’re missing out on revenue. They’re so protective of their brand, I’m surprised they don’t license tattoo parlors.
I agree, right above your butt crack is where it should go. That way you only impress others in the aero position.
Like when you ride your tri bike on a group ride.
Great idea! For an “official” M-dot tattoo, the tattoo would have another little M-dot tattoo to show that its an official tattoo and not a knock-off…
I agree, right above your butt crack is where it should go. That way you only impress others in the aero position.
Like when you ride your tri bike on a group ride.
You think I need a tramp stamp? I am NOT that kind of boy…
not yet, anyway 
I vote back of your neck or below your earlobe since you’re *only *doing a half you’re not tough enough to get it under your eye.
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If I do a 70.3 next year, can I get half a tattoo?
Can you get WTC to pay for the IM brand advertising?
If I do a 70.3 next year, can I get half a tattoo?
Can you get WTC to pay for the IM brand advertising?
Tier 1 pricing is still open, but going fast…