I started off this post with the words, “What a steaming pile of sh…” before I remembered, Disney doesn’t produce these shows for people like me, those of us old enough to remember seeing the original three movies in the theater.
Skeleton Crew is absolutely geared towards kids, 10-12 year range.
I’ve watched the first two episodes. Looks like there will be 8 total. Assuming other than episode one, they’ll all be ~20-25 minutes, I’ll stick it out as a fix waiting for Andor season 2.
It’s nice to get away from those fucking Skywalkers for a change LOL
So, it’s The Goonies … I’m OK with that
Right off the bat, there’s a blink and you’ll miss it Easter egg from the Legendary “Star Wars Holiday Special” and a shot stolen from ET, (or Poltergeist? I get those Amblin/Speilberg neighborhoods confused); a meet-cute outside the Principal’s office that echos Ferris Bueller
Also - because it’s about pirates - there’s a one-eyed, peg-legged droid called SM-33; get it?!!! I knew that you would
Practical makeup for the dozens of creatures, always a plus
I can see a overall plot where the harder they try to get home (a place which people seem to think doesn’t REALLY exist, so there’s THAT) the further away they go
Also, the writers & directors that Filoni & Favreau has lined up are NOT hacks
John Watts - Tom Holland SpiderMan movies
Bryce Dallas Howard - already a Star Wars veteran
Daniel Kwan & Daniel Scheinert, aka The Daniels - Everything, Everywhere, All At Once
Star Wars is such a funny fanchise. Obviously kids like it, but they get a lot of flack if they make anything geared directly toward kids. And the real odd thing is even when they do make things for kids like Rebels it inevitably turns dark. At the same time (with the exception of Andor) their more mature offerings often devolve into family entertainment.
I had Kevin Smith’s Fatman & Beyond podcast on the other day, and it was brought up that Skeleton Crew referencing The Goonies (1985) would be parallel to Star Wars referencing Flash Gordon or Buck Rogers in that they’d about 40 years apart*
To be fair & accurate, Smee of Peter Pan or Hook (Spielberg movie w/ Robin Williams & Dustin Hoffman) does not have a peg-leg or eye-patch; and yes, is as close to a “standup guy” as a pirate could possibly be (played by Bob Hoskins - Roger Rabbit, Brazil)
The eye-patch and peg-leg trope come from Robert Louis Stevenson’s Treasure Island
Not that anyone asked for my opinion, but I’m pretty much done with Star Wars. The TV shows have all been mediocre at best, with some being pretty bad.