Disclaimer: 1) I finished Dead Last in my first multisport race. 2) I think Team in Training is a brilliant idea to raise money for an excellent cause…
Now… I was really A-1 royally pissed off about the slow people with no knowledge/respect for the rules. There were several occasions when I was forced to lean on the brakes to avoid hitting swerving cyclists. I realize that slowtwitch.com readers tend to be the most educated triathletes around… but I’m still ranting. St. Anthony’s is a national class event, simply listening at the prize giving makes you realize just how good some of the racers are. If you wanted to get the top age group competition in the early season then St. Anthony’s was the race… today the course was full of inexperienced, dangerous athletes: Breast stroking swimmers (kicked in the head), swerving cyclists, drafting packs, blocking violations galore. If you want to do an Olympic distance triathlon then go sign up for Great Clermont… even better, go do Team in Training at Great Clermont (raise money for charity). Just don’t go ruin a race with the class of St. Anthony’s.
I apologize to all the people to whom I yelled “Keep right, please!” but in my defense you need to learn the f-ing rules and learn how to follow them. I don’t apologize to the woman who I told to “F— off”… especially after she had the nerve to ride down the centre of the road and then yell at me when I passed on the inside instead of riding in the wrong lane. This was wildly unsportsmanlike and I am ashamed.
Team In Training’s 400+ novice racers spread out over the course, they should NOT be at St. Anthony’s. Go do Great Clermont, or if you must do St. Anthony’s then have your own starts after the experienced triathletes are already on the course, then you don’t ruin actual gasp competitor’s races.
On that note, I also have to question why we need a special fatass section AKA Clydesdale/Athena. This isn’t East Willow Triathlon where everyone gets a prize. This is St. Anthony’s, if you aren’t built to race a triathlon then go be a powerlifter. Too slow to be competitive at 200lbs? Lose some weight. Can’t lose weight? Then you have no business winning awards in triathlon. Why don’t we have a “Shetland” class for male athletes under 140lbs and women under 110lbs? I could rule in that weight class. After all, small stature is a severe disadvantage on the swim and ride, where our power to drag ratios can’t match larger men… and our short legs make running more difficult by requiring us to take many more steps to cover the distance than a longer legged competitor. Of course, unlike Clydesdales the “Shetland” athletes can’t just change their body type to actually go fast. Yeah, it’s stupid. So’s Team Clydesdale. Clydes can go win bodybuilding/powerlifting competitions, they have ZERO business having a special grouping in triathlon.
2,000 people on a course that feels full with 1,000. (I was in the 8th wave, and didn’t race elite because I can’t swim and had a running injury) On the bike I was holding 27-29mph on the clear sections… traffic jams often slowed me into the low 20’s and below, on the congested corners I could feel time slipping away as I tried to avoid the perilous and unpredictable cornering abilities of Clydesdales and Team in Training. I crossed the center line on the road at least 5 times when people were riding 2, 3, or 4 abreast.
That race was dangerous. I will not race it again unless there are some major changes made for 2004 and beyond.
This is not a troll. I am pissed off… and if you know me then you realize that it takes a lot to get me bent out of shape.
Alex Jones - Bermuda