'Tis a few days before Christmas,
and Tav’s on a mission
I’m wearing my shirt
that says “Lost in Transition”.
It’s been a long month,
or should I say a year,
GymSkinZ success has been great,
and I’m glad I’m still here
I have piles of my shirts
scattered all over the floor,
There’s so many dang boxes,
I can barely open my door.
This year has FLOWN by
and I’m happy to say
that the way things are going
GymSkinZ is here to stay.
Emails flood my inbox
each and every day
I’ve been trying to answer them all
somehow… someway.
Training has slipped
and I’m starting to get fat
But Ironman isn’t for 8 months,
so I’m totally OK with that.
Swimming? what’s that?
is that done in a pool?
TONS of time for that NEXT year,
you can call me a fool.
My bike is in neglected,
it’s covered in dust
I won’t take my bike outside
cuz hell, it might rust.
How about running?
should I spend time on my feet?
why the heck should I bother
when I can stay inside in the heat.
With Christmas upon us
there’s not enough time in the day
I am but only one man
so what can I say?
I’m taking this time to chill,
and look back on the year
Next year’s gonna be big,
that is unbelievably clear.
Between work, between life
between travel and training,
to the mere mortal
most would consider it draining.
Yes, it IS NUTTY!
But I’m sticking it out.
I’m not gonna whine
I’m not gonna pout
There’s more shirt designs on the list
they’ll be out hopefully by next week.
Although things are so busy
I barely have time to take a leak.
The reason I do this?
it’s simple - it’s FUN
Just wait for just-tri.com
it’ll be SO cool when it’s done.
So many things to do
with so little time
Like wracking my brain
to make the next damn sentence rhyme…
Anyway, it’s late and I’m tired
what’s that small spec of light?
holy gawd, it’s the sun,
I think it’s time to say nighty night.
Politically Correct Happy Holidays!
Regardless of, but not limited to race, gender, sexual orientation, diet and hygiene habits, please accept, with no obligations, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally-conscious and friendly, socially-responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
May you have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Canada great (not to imply that Canada/Britain are necessarily greater than any other country nor are they the only countries in the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, triathlon/marathon personal best or sexual orientation of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes for him/herself or others, and is void where prohibited by law; it is revocable at the sole direction of the wishor.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
Signed, sealed and delivered by the wishor, this twenty-first day of December, 2006
Tavis Yeung & GymSkinZ Inc.
Happy Holidays!
http://www.gymskinz.com
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