ROBO-Lance!?

Another joke right???

http://www.bontrager.com/news/inform_technology_aids_in_lance_armstrongs_recovery/en

Please tell me YOU are joking.

Pretty damn good one! Kudos to Bontrager!

Please tell me YOU are joking.

Yah i was joking, should have put it in pink right…haha
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Ohhhh the possibilities!

Love this quote from it:

“The installation on Armstrong was completely coincidental, but I must admit, the Bontrager marketing team was doing high-fives when we heard about Lance’s crash.

John
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Kudos to Bontrager on this one.

I’m in line for an extensive overhaul of my long bones. They tell me that femur tibia and fibula replacements will not only give up to 25% increased energy return while running, but are also 50% lighter than conventional bones.

I’m still waithing to hear back from Litespeed about possible Ti cranial bone replacemetn with optional studs for aero fairing.

You realize it is April 1, right?

I’m in line for an extensive overhaul of my long bones. They tell me that femur tibia and fibula replacements will not only give up to 25% increased energy return while running, but are also 50% lighter than conventional bones.

I’m still waithing to hear back from Litespeed about possible Ti cranial bone replacemetn with optional studs for aero fairing.

And very vertically compliant!

And very vertically compliant!

I can just hear it already.

“I just got my new legs and they’re SO fast and unbelievably STIFF”

It’s all starting to add up. . . That other post about Armstrong using the accident as a ruse to dope makes perfect sense in this context. What an animal. That guy will do anything to win.