Get TB in MT’s ex-girlfriend’s car.
Put kids to sleep in hotel room.
Put wife in car. Join her there. Take care of business.
Solves two problems.
Good luck.
T
Are you a soldier? Wow, that is a long time to be away… Anyway, great that you are getting to go home, whatever the circumstances.
I’d use the bathroom, once the kids were asleep. No need to scar/scare them just in case. Turn on the shower or something to mask any noises.
F) The unspoken part of pre-race preparation
i will have to remind someone about choice F at a later date … maybe Aug. 20th
I wouldn’t support it if HE was racing. Everyone knows that women steal energy from men during sex. That is why it is good for her. It would be bad for him…
sometimes a man has to learn to sacrifice for his partner … afterall im faster than my bf so it wont be so sad for him to give me a little extra energy 
If all this is, in fact, true and you have to come to a dumb-ass tri forum for advise about how to deal with your wife…yoiu are good and truly fucked up.
Go easy, we all know that 90% of the worlds problems can be solved though this forum, … you know … world peace, and all that jazz.
So why not relationship stuff?
Pre-race sex kicks ass. I like it, hubby also gets pre-hockey-game sex too. WE both perform better in the chosen sports.
f) You will see the result in 9 months from now.
I must be doing something right after 12 years and going strong. Not many relationships would have lasted even a third as long in the same situation.
Maybe it’s because you are only home 1/3 of the time.
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slam from my head hitting the keyboard reading this reply.