Pure Unadulterated Bike Lust (Warning: Graphic Pic of Lunatic)

So, I’m walking around the IM Moo expo area, when I spot her: All red and black, oozing sex appeal. But wait, is that a battery pack I see? Yes, it is…its an Orbea Ordu with Shimano Di2! Very, very sweet looking. I rubbed the handlebars, and nearly swooned in ectasy as my wife snapped my pic.

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Spot

What is your left hand doing? Did you at least buy it dinner?

good times
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And now I’m posed in an awkward stance, because I …
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Ha! Nice!

Good luck on Sunday! Remember to just enjoy it. I will be on Old Sauk Pass during the bike holding a large TriWisconsin sign and on State Street during the run.

Lock eyes from across the transition area…

And now I’m posed in an awkward stance, because I …

Perfect! On of the best SNL shorts EVAH!

OK, I didn’t go quite that far…

Thanks for the link, though, that was pretty damn funny. Almost as funny as “Dick in a Box.”

Spot

I wish Cervelo would buy Orbea so bikes would exist that looks crazy awesome AND are crazy aero.

http://i51.tinypic.com/2n7f4ic.jpg
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Nice bike. Interesting pedal choice.

You need to lose ten pounds.
At the very least.
Igot

http://i51.tinypic.com/2n7f4ic.jpg

Great shot!

You need to lose ten pounds.
At the very least.
Igot

No shit? Do ya really think so? Damn, and here I was laboring under the impression that I was a lean, mean, triathlon machine. Well, crap, since I don’t seem to fit your view of what a triathlete should look like, I suppose I should just crawl back into my hole and not even start tomorrow.

Spot

I’m glad we can agree on something.
Here’s a tissue.
Igot

Nice username.

Well, I got spot’s back - come say that to his/our face … please …

Have a great race tom Lt. Col (ret) “spot”!

I’m glad we can agree on something.
Here’s a tissue.
Igot

No tissue needed…I’m comfortable with who I am and what I’m about. It seems to be you that has a problem. But hey, as Rod said, maybe you’d feel better saying it to my face. If you’re here in Madison, I can gladly meet you here near the race venue. Or maybe you’re just an asshole who likes hiding behind his keyboard making snide comments to people he’s never met?

Spot

Nice username.

Well, I got spot’s back - come say that to his/our face … please …

Have a great race tom Lt. Col (ret) “spot”!

Thanks bro!! I’ll do my best!

Spot

Grrrrrrrrrr goes the fat guy.
I’m gonna beat you up he sez.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Too bad ya got property on the shitty side of the lake.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Igot

Grrrrrrrrrr goes the fat guy.
I’m gonna beat you up he sez.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Too bad ya got property on the shitty side of the lake.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Igot

OK, so anonymous, cowardly asshole it is. Gotcha.

Edit: Why don’t you post a pic of yourself so we can see what a stud muffin you are? Then I can really feel bad about myself, being such a fatty and all…

Spot