PSA: Don't piss on your friends - you could kill them

It being the middle of a long, hot summer (where it matters), we are of course spending lazy hours in the ocean.

This is the time of year when people share their favourlte home remedies for alleviating the effects of jellyfish stings (and hangovers, but that’s another topic).

The interesting fact is how poorly understood the phenomenon really is. In the absence of good science, the popularity of “alternate” remedies flourish (that also happens in the presence of good science, but that, too, is another topic). Hence the popularity of the “pee on it” treatment.

There’s even a Friends episode about it: Chandler peed on Monica.

That’s not how it works, though.

In fact, it can make matters considerably worse.

Good summary here: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-10-22/jellyfish-sting-treatments-as-experts-warn-against-urine/100552118

TL:DR: Vinegar: Yeah, maybe. Pee: Nah. Just about everything else: Meh

Just sharing to advance the common good. Next time you are at the beach and someone doesn’t piss on you, you can thank me.

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It being -15 C outside right now it brings me some comfort to know that I don’t have to worry about jellyfish.

It being -15 C outside right now it brings me some comfort to know that I don’t have to worry about jellyfish.

And not living anywhere near the ocean helps a little.

It being -15 C outside right now it brings me some comfort to know that I don’t have to worry about jellyfish.

And not living anywhere near the ocean helps a little.

Technically you live very close to one of the biggest in land seas in North America if not the planet. Except us North 'Muricans being North 'Muricans like to call 'em lakes. Of course, there’s still isn’t a jelly fish problem.

Is it ok if i still pee on my friends that haven’t been stung by a jellyfish?

Is it ok if i still pee on my friends that haven’t been stung by a jellyfish?

I knew it!!! I knew that you were Russian, I just thought you were a bot.

Can you get sick drinking piss?
Even if it’s your own?

Is it ok if i still pee on my friends that haven’t been stung by a jellyfish?

I knew it!!! I knew that you were Russian, I just thought you were a bot.

Da.

It being -15 C outside right now it brings me some comfort to know that I don’t have to worry about jellyfish.

And not living anywhere near the ocean helps a little.

Technically you live very close to one of the biggest in land seas in North America if not the planet. Except us North 'Muricans being North 'Muricans like to call 'em lakes. Of course, there’s still isn’t a jelly fish problem.

I live on the smallest of the great lakes. Only 8th largest in NA. And there is definitely not a jelly fish problem in it.

Well there’s a chance that some crazy home maker could make jello fish and release them into kids tummies by the lake.

mmmm jello

Sure, it could kill them, but if you are not pissing on your friends, are either of you truly living?

I pity those deprived of the classic Australian Gold Coast shower.

Had a man o war wrap itself around my ankle as the tide pulled out once. Excruciating. Dropped a knee and took a piss and it felt better, still hurt like hell, but better. Maybe it was just placebo.

This past summer my mom had some on her leg and we had soda. No one was taking a piss on mom (hard pass). Don’t think it made a difference.

No one was taking a piss on mom (hard pass).

was it discussed though
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No one was taking a piss on mom (hard pass).

was it discussed though

Oh yea. All agreed to move on to other alternatives.