(Name of first pet) (Name of the street you grew up on)
Fluffy Philomena
Hmm… would be an awesome name if I was a girl 
Yes, I’m bored and a friend just emailed me with this and it cracked me up!
Biggie Ermine
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Smokey Konawaena.
Dusty Miles
LOL
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Rufus Fulmer
Well, could work …
Okay, you and I aren’t going to make it in the business (me = Oscar Willard), without some serious enhancement surgery.
Abby Possum.
Pepper Weaver
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Okay, you and I aren’t going to make it in the business (me = Oscar Willard), without some serious enhancement surgery.
True. Honest and possibly sad, but true 
Lulu Smith Farm Road
edit: You know that really just doesn’t work for me.
The second option would be Hobo Mohawk.
mine actually sounds legit… Buffalo Lincoln.
Pinky Archer
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Rusty Jefferson
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Shelley Upton!
snapper church
that’s gotta be a winner!
Shemya 17th Ave Northwest…really sexy, that one!!
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snowball church
for a porn name that conjures up interesting images…(she says on her way out the door to church…)
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This is more of a sign we made for a friend " Jackie’s hand-job parlor , Making money hand over fist for 20 yrs "
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Alex Waterville
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If I went with today, I would be someone sounding vaguely British…“Hoover Pasture Court”
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