I have to admit that I finally looked up “JD Vance couch”.
(One day I might look up “Long Chile silly place”.)
We’ve come sofa here
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I did not fuck that couch!
The kids are calling him Vladimir Futon.
Would this make him a homosectional?
He’d make a great pair with the pillow guy.
Tried to play football in college, butt learned that “Armchair Quarterback” wasn’t a real position
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He really gets into leather.
We’ve come sofa here
Gives new and perverse meaning to the term Lounge Act.
I just want to say that the last several posts here make me proud to be sitting in the LR.
I agree, it is Sofa King awesome!
Why didn’t JD Vance knock up his first love?
It was a pull out.
how do i love thee? let me count the ways
Why didn’t JD Vance knock up his first glove?
It was a pull out.
FIFY
I just want to say that the last several posts here make me proud to be sitting in the LR.
I agree, it is Sofa King awesome!
This one deserves some extra love…
Would owning a LaZBoy mean he’s gay?
To quote Spinal Tap “The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’”
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To quote Spinal Tap “The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’”
FTW. This is going to have a lasting stain.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/
OK, Captain Buzzkill.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/
I have been told by very reputable sources that Snopes is leftist propaganda run by the Deep State!
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https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/
I have been told by very reputable sources that Snopes is leftist propaganda run by the Deep State!
Can’t believe a thing they write.
The reason you find coins between the cushions is JD always leaves a tip.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/
Great, can we couch this thread and move on to dolphin porn now?